AT Quotes Database

[DainBramaged]

I love to wear my hair in pigtails while masturbating with a barbie doll up my ass - Minendo

NOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS

LMAO

 

[GasX]

I am only on page two of the dessertcart thread and already I could replace the entire top ten on the quotes database!

 

[vrbaba]

Originally posted by: isasir
How come no one submitted the "Stick out your butt" quote? That's easily the best quote of the past few months.

what's the quote?

 

[new2AMD]

Hey, I finally made it.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: vrbaba

Originally posted by: isasir
How come no one submitted the "Stick out your butt" quote? That's easily the best quote of the past few months.

what's the quote?

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Read the original post of this thread, then scroll down a bit and read Yossarian's post to get the full effect of the joke.

 

[azazyel]

I don't know if it is because I woke up at 4 am and I can barely see strait but this one had me crying.

When I was younger, I fell asleep after eating after eating a holiday dinner. I remember at the time I was watching the Charlston heston movie about Abraham and such. Well I had dozed off on the couch and my parents lifted me up and I had yelled at them " LEMME GO..LEMME GO.. I've got to FEED the CHICKENS".. and made my way to the bathroom and fell into the tub

These are great too:

A couple years ago in the dorms, my friend's roommate started talking in his sleep. My buddy was staying up late writing a paper or something, and his roomie was sleeping. All of a sudden the sleeping roomie goes "Hey Larry"

Larry: Yeah?

Roomie: "Dude, find the square root of 5. It's badass." Black88GTA 5.8 155

My friends wife elbowed him to get him to roll over one night, and at the first touch, he jumps out of bed screaming "HOLY HELL, ASSASSINS!!!!!!" Swag1138 4.6 132

 

[MisfitsFiend]

CLASSIC!

Something feels weird to me about a child asking "mother, may I now have lunch? I'm really quite hungry." If the kid can make well-formed sentences maybe it's time for a sandwhich

puffff (on keeping the toilet closed): cuz they fall into the toilet.. i room with two girls, they've told me how they've fallen in when peeing in the middle of the night.
Skoorb: Fvcking idiots. I had a female roomate do that too. It's called check if the seat is down. <Br>
MrsSkoorb: It wasn't your roomate you FOOL! It was your WIFE! >:|<br>

Gotta love those Skoorbs!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Alas, I am not clever enough to be quoted....

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I am only on page two of the dessertcart thread and already I could replace the entire top ten on the quotes database!

Are you adding them in? I was thinking of tossing a few quotes in but I don't want to duplicate.

 

[minendo]

Doesn't look like I ever say anything memorable.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HotChic
some of the old timers should go through and pick out the best of the old lines.

"I have high levels of smartness"

LMAO...the "dessertcart" thread. Also a classic.

Long read, but absolutely hilarious.

Oh hell, I remember that one; there goes my afternoon again...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I am only on page two of the dessertcart thread and already I could replace the entire top ten on the quotes database!

Are you adding them in? I was thinking of tossing a few quotes in but I don't want to duplicate.

I just added two you missed - the second one being an all time great!

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

"please delete this topic, I dropped my beer and it hit the enter hit twice."
-alkemyst

happens more than you'd think

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rh71

"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - FrustratedUser

Ain't that the truth.

That is still one of the funniest threads ever IMHO.

link ?

Enjoy!

Crazy! You only had 1337 posts then! :Q

Hmm yup,

 

[djheater]

I refuse to read through it till I'm in it.

 

[TheNinja]

I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

Nice try, but I'm not going to submit that.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

Nice try, but I'm not going to submit that.

nah, that's a weak post anyway, I've had much more creative ones, like my movie scripts and various other stupid posts haven't I? :

if "yes" you are cool and can hang in my pillow fort
if "no" then you are a little baby and I'll scratch your face in half with my big toenail

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

Nice try, but I'm not going to submit that.

nah, that's a weak post anyway, I've had much more creative ones, like my movie scripts and various other stupid posts haven't I? :

if "yes" you are cool and can hang in my pillow fort
if "no" then you are a little baby and I'll scratch your face in half with my big toenail

Suddenly, I want to punch your Ninja throat out.

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

Nice try, but I'm not going to submit that.

nah, that's a weak post anyway, I've had much more creative ones, like my movie scripts and various other stupid posts haven't I? :

if "yes" you are cool and can hang in my pillow fort
if "no" then you are a little baby and I'll scratch your face in half with my big toenail

Suddenly, I want to punch your Ninja throat out.

Suddenly?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I'm surprised I'm not on that database in regards to:

5. flying
5a. flipping out
4. sprinkling pubes
3. seppuku
2. spicy chili
1. porking
1a. wailing.....HARD!

Nice try, but I'm not going to submit that.

nah, that's a weak post anyway, I've had much more creative ones, like my movie scripts and various other stupid posts haven't I? :

if "yes" you are cool and can hang in my pillow fort
if "no" then you are a little baby and I'll scratch your face in half with my big toenail

Suddenly, I want to punch your Ninja throat out.

Suddenly?

'Bull$hit Mr Han, man. Suddenly, I want to leave your Island' - Bruce Lee, The Big Boss.

 

[DivideBYZero]

or was it 'Game of Death'?

 

[DivideBYZero]

OK it was 'Enter the Dragon' and it actually goes like this:

Williams : Mr Han, suddenly I wish to leave your island.
Han : It is not possible.
Williams : Bull$hit, Mr. Han-man.

 

[GasX]

Anyone else think Minendo is voting heavily for his own quotes?

 

[RossMAN]

"Hmm ... lower-clocked, high cost, overhyped for the performance it gives ... Yeah, it'd be perfect Apple material." - MercenaryForHire