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Klixxer

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: SampSon
Man you newbies are cute.

That is cute, calling everyone who has a recent join account a newbie, a newbie to what exactly? This is a term used in correlation with a system usually, like you can be a newbie to Linux or you are a newbie to OpenBSD and so on, a newbie to ATOT does not qualify though.

In that case, a recent member would be the proper term.

Oh, that, should have guesssed. Pretty common, argument fuel runs out and it becomes a schlong-waving contest about who's been a member longer or who has a higher post count :roll: I guess I want to expect more from a tech site, so it's not the first thing on my mind, generally.
Aww, do you wanna start a little pissing match? It's fun, it's what we do now that the newbies are here.
That or we ask questions about what color your wallpaper is.

This site was much more technical before the flood of wankers came in. Now we can get better information from instruction manuals written in japanese.

Oh really? I do believe i have some information to add to this forum, for the few posts i have i have made an addition to n0cmonkeys online *nix commands faq, but that of course does not matter compared to your contribution, i am sure you have a faq of your own presented here at AT by now?

When it comes to HW, there was a helluvalot more you could do with it in the old days which could explain the lack of faq's or guides for it, *place the video card where it fits* is as close as you get these days, who doesn't remember the athlons and the pencil trick, well, that won't work now, will it? It isn't amazing that there are no info on things you cannot do, is there?

If you want to, if you have any kind of faq or information that you think will help others, then write it or just shut up, i haven't seen ONE useful post of yours in the time i have spent here, i do not venture into many forums hough, so i may be wrong, if so i will apologize.
 

Evadman

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I plan on being arrested in as little as 6 weeks. 160 MPH in a 55 is instant jailtime right?
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Nik won't do squat, he's not that stupid.

Mill, all talk, but maybe he'll talk his way into prison, who knows.

Alkemyst who supposedly beat up a dad for not letting him sit in in a theater seat, scaring the hell out of the guys kids who went running for the police? Nah, committed for idiocy on the internet for bragging about stupid things perhaps.

My vote is for GeekBabe.

lol,you've seen me getting medival? :)

I can sense these things, next time someone tells you you need more ab-work you will kill him. ;)

WTF are you? You've got 2K posts in 120 days, and you speak to long-time members as if you know them.

This means one of two things;

1. You got banned (dumbass...haha!) and you're back under a new nickname
2. You aren't banned....YET, but you've obtained a second username


Either option is against forum rules here....you seem to be bragging and showing off your familiarty with folks...you gonna fess up or be a pvssy?

Eh no, it doesn't take a genious when GeekBabe writes in pretty much EVERY thread she posts about how she eats and that she goes to the gym.

What is it you people have a problem grasping? That someone might lurk for a *long* time before they join or that some people actually read what is written?

I don't brag, there is no need to, is there? It's not like i know or would ever meet any of you here. You just assume that i am like you, and thankfully i am not.
 

MichaelD

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Alpha Males typically have small genitallia and subsequently suffer massive rejection from the females in the Pack Unit. This only serves to enforce and stimulate the Alpha Male Anger Complex, resulting in even more Male Shrinkage and more Anger.

It's a Viscious Circle.

I read this in Scientific Conlficted Male Monthly. It was the only magazine on the table at the Chiropractors' office.
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Alpha Males typically have small genitallia and subsequently suffer massive rejection from the females in the Pack Unit. This only serves to enforce and stimulate the Alpha Male Anger Complex, resulting in even more Male Shrinkage and more Anger.

It's a Viscious Circle.

I read this in Scientific Conlficted Male Monthly. It was the only magazine on the table at the Chiropractors' office.

Lemme guess, you are the typical example of an alpha male? ;)
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: Evadman
I plan on being arrested in as little as 6 weeks. 160 MPH in a 55 is instant jailtime right?
Desparately seeking a boyfriend?
Absolutely. So if you give road head werk, PM me. I will put you at the front of the list.
 

Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: SampSon
The only person insisting anything about jail or me being in it is you. You keep bringing it up and you keep bringing up how cool I am.

You've alluded constantly to it. You seem to think it makes you tougher, cooler, more street-smart, more worldly... Apparently you also think that, like yourself, everyone is a slave to a dying instinct for social heirarchy. (since you definitely won't get the connection, it's in regards to your alpha male comment).
I havn't alluded to it ONCE. I said it directly once and that's it. Mabey you have a inferiority complex?
Do my posts upset you? Do you feel the need to punch walls and cry?

Right, you transcend all social bounds you are superhuman you are the next level! You are so special that you have a 25+ ppd count! I bet people flock to you like the fonze. Yes, let me guess you're going to make some comment about an e-penis or e-badass or some other worn term that you picked up from the first month of browsing your first tech forum.
I am truly hurt.

Oh really? I do believe i have some information to add to this forum, for the few posts i have i have made an addition to n0cmonkeys online *nix commands faq, but that of course does not matter compared to your contribution, i am sure you have a faq of your own presented here at AT by now?

When it comes to HW, there was a helluvalot more you could do with it in the old days which could explain the lack of faq's or guides for it, *place the video card where it fits* is as close as you get these days, who doesn't remember the athlons and the pencil trick, well, that won't work now, will it? It isn't amazing that there are no info on things you cannot do, is there?

If you want to, if you have any kind of faq or information that you think will help others, then write it or just shut up, i haven't seen ONE useful post of yours in the time i have spent here, i do not venture into many forums hough, so i may be wrong, if so i will apologize.
Your time here is utterly limited and now the market is so saturated that contributions like that are available much more abundantly. The OC market isn't very hot anymore because superpower machines are available for extremely low prices. Information is so readily available that the value of a FAQ has depreciated to the point where google is a better tool.
Athlon and "old days" shouldn't be used in the same line.

I don't mean to attack you personally, so don't get your panties in a bunch. The reality is that you are a noob, which isn't meant as an insult.
I say it to get under your skin, which it is apparantly very effective.
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: SampSon
The only person insisting anything about jail or me being in it is you. You keep bringing it up and you keep bringing up how cool I am.

You've alluded constantly to it. You seem to think it makes you tougher, cooler, more street-smart, more worldly... Apparently you also think that, like yourself, everyone is a slave to a dying instinct for social heirarchy. (since you definitely won't get the connection, it's in regards to your alpha male comment).
I havn't alluded to it ONCE. I said it directly once and that's it. Mabey you have a inferiority complex?
Do my posts upset you? Do you feel the need to punch walls and cry?

Right, you transcend all social bounds you are superhuman you are the next level! You are so special that you have a 25+ ppd count! I bet people flock to you like the fonze. Yes, let me guess you're going to make some comment about an e-penis or e-badass or some other worn term that you picked up from the first month of browsing your first tech forum.
I am truly hurt.

Oh really? I do believe i have some information to add to this forum, for the few posts i have i have made an addition to n0cmonkeys online *nix commands faq, but that of course does not matter compared to your contribution, i am sure you have a faq of your own presented here at AT by now?

When it comes to HW, there was a helluvalot more you could do with it in the old days which could explain the lack of faq's or guides for it, *place the video card where it fits* is as close as you get these days, who doesn't remember the athlons and the pencil trick, well, that won't work now, will it? It isn't amazing that there are no info on things you cannot do, is there?

If you want to, if you have any kind of faq or information that you think will help others, then write it or just shut up, i haven't seen ONE useful post of yours in the time i have spent here, i do not venture into many forums hough, so i may be wrong, if so i will apologize.
Your time here is utterly limited and now the market is so saturated that contributions like that are available much more abundantly. The OC market isn't very hot anymore because superpower machines are available for extremely low prices. Information is so readily available that the value of a FAQ has depreciated to the point where google is a better tool.
Athlon and "old days" shouldn't be used in the same line.

I don't mean to attack you personally, so don't get your panties in a bunch. The reality is that you are a noob, which isn't meant as an insult.
I say it to get under your skin, which it is apparantly very effective.

Point taken. A faq can be extemely useful, look at the multitude of man pages, not everyone knows how to take in the information or even how to start looking for it, there is more to a computer than the HW, i am a *nix freak and that is why i spend most of my time either in here, or in the OS forum.

Athlon IS *the old days* now, you just haven't realized it yet, the VERY old days would be the Pentiums and the K6's, the rest, the 486, and beyond are things that are ancient by now (but can actually still be used, i use an ald 486 with a ST506 drive as a firewall).

Actually you didn't call *me* a newbie but to this forum i am, it doesn't mean i am completely clueless though.

It is an insult, but if you wanted to really get to me you would have called me personally one and left out others, you didn't so i really didn't take it personally, just wanted to clarify the position of this particular newb.
 

Gurck

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Ah, "my first tech forum", sounds like a kid's toy :p Seems you've got nothing left but the same tired barbs. Just give up. Actually I am past a lot of the instinctual behavior many people seem to be hung up on, as I'm willing to give things unbiased and nondogmatic thought. Instinctual behavior such as, for instance, defending one's (e)territory from newcomers and one's packmate from someone telling them they got what they deserved. On that note, next time you're cool enough to make it into the slammer, say hi to Mill for me. If you can get to him without being 'capped' for cutting in line that is :p
 

Point taken. A faq can be extemely useful, look at the multitude of man pages, not everyone knows how to take in the information or even how to start looking for it, there is more to a computer than the HW, i am a *nix freak and that is why i spend most of my time either in here, or in the OS forum.

Athlon IS *the old days* now, you just haven't realized it yet, the VERY old days would be the Pentiums and the K6's, the rest, the 486, and beyond are things that are ancient by now (but can actually still be used, i use an ald 486 with a ST506 drive as a firewall).

Actually you didn't call *me* a newbie but to this forum i am, it doesn't mean i am completely clueless though.

It is an insult, but if you wanted to really get to me you would have called me personally one and left out others, you didn't so i really didn't take it personally, just wanted to clarify the position of this particular newb.
I know you're not completely clueless to technology. That was never implied. Though you are a newbie to the social structure of this vast forum.
Though, athlons is not the old days, thats very new school. The celeron 533a is bordering on the old days. Before that is grouped under ancient as a whole. Though my amigas can still run strong.

Ah, "my first tech forum", sounds like a kid's toy Seems you've got nothing left but the same tired barbs. Just give up. Actually I am past a lot of the instinctual behavior many people seem to be hung up on, as I'm willing to give things unbiased and nondogmatic thought. Instinctual behavior such as, for instance, defending one's (e)territory from newcomers and one's packmate from someone telling them they got what they deserved. On that note, next time you're cool enough to make it into the slammer, say hi to Mill for me. If you can get to him without being 'capped' for cutting in line that is
I would expect your posts to get more humorous or creative as it goes on, I guess I'm wrong. So instead you come back with some crap rant about how you're intellectually superior and above these primal instincts in which I wallow. Truly original never seen that one before, please go on.

Yes you are genetically superior, and since you are above all animal instincts I suppose a female mate isn't necessary either.
No wait, I shouldn't say that because I'm sure you have a witty nerd retort in your deck for that one too. Next, you should go after my grammar.

I still find it funny that the only people to snap at the newbies remark was you and klixxer. I suppose when you hit 10K+ posts in under a year people will take you seriously. It is instinct to pay attention to the one with the best position/title right?
 

Gurck

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This is like arguing with a rock, only a rock might display rudimentary thought processes, read before posting, and not repeat itself... Good night, Thugz.
 

Originally posted by: Gurck
This is like arguing with a rock, only a rock might display rudimentary thought processes, read before posting, and not repeat itself... Good night, Thugz.
Night kid, tell your mom I said hi. You sound like texmaster all over again, only a LOT dumber.
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: SampSon
Point taken. A faq can be extemely useful, look at the multitude of man pages, not everyone knows how to take in the information or even how to start looking for it, there is more to a computer than the HW, i am a *nix freak and that is why i spend most of my time either in here, or in the OS forum.

Athlon IS *the old days* now, you just haven't realized it yet, the VERY old days would be the Pentiums and the K6's, the rest, the 486, and beyond are things that are ancient by now (but can actually still be used, i use an ald 486 with a ST506 drive as a firewall).

Actually you didn't call *me* a newbie but to this forum i am, it doesn't mean i am completely clueless though.

It is an insult, but if you wanted to really get to me you would have called me personally one and left out others, you didn't so i really didn't take it personally, just wanted to clarify the position of this particular newb.
I know you're not completely clueless to technology. That was never implied. Though you are a newbie to the social structure of this vast forum.
Though, athlons is not the old days, thats very new school. The celeron 533a is bordering on the old days. Before that is grouped under ancient as a whole. Though my amigas can still run strong.

Ah, "my first tech forum", sounds like a kid's toy Seems you've got nothing left but the same tired barbs. Just give up. Actually I am past a lot of the instinctual behavior many people seem to be hung up on, as I'm willing to give things unbiased and nondogmatic thought. Instinctual behavior such as, for instance, defending one's (e)territory from newcomers and one's packmate from someone telling them they got what they deserved. On that note, next time you're cool enough to make it into the slammer, say hi to Mill for me. If you can get to him without being 'capped' for cutting in line that is
I would expect your posts to get more humorous or creative as it goes on, I guess I'm wrong. So instead you come back with some crap rant about how you're intellectually superior and above these primal instincts in which I wallow. Truly original never seen that one before, please go on.

Yes you are genetically superior, and since you are above all animal instincts I suppose a female mate isn't necessary either.
No wait, I shouldn't say that because I'm sure you have a witty nerd retort in your deck for that one too. Next, you should go after my grammar.

I still find it funny that the only people to snap at the newbies remark was you and klixxer. I suppose when you hit 10K+ posts in under a year people will take you seriously. It is instinct to pay attention to the one with the best position/title right?

Yeah, i am, and especially the hiearhcy (sp?), sometimes it seems as if there are some people i am not even allowed to adress, if i comment Geekbabes posts i usually get some kind of lame-ass comments from some regular, if i comment something else everyone wonders "who i was before i was banned" i have had pm's to death about it.

It is boring the living daylights out of me, Geekbabe makes threads that makes it obvious that 1. she is concerned with her health and eats healthily 2. she works out (at the gym) 3. she has small tits (EDIT) smaller than whe (Edit2)erm, SHE, not WHE and definently not WE(/Edit2) would like that is (/EDIT)

And this is obvious to anyone who reads her threads, you do not have to "know her" or "be familiar with the regulars" to know that.
 

MacBaine

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Gurck
This is like arguing with a rock, only a rock might display rudimentary thought processes, read before posting, and not repeat itself... Good night, Thugz.
Night kid, tell your mom I said hi. You sound like texmaster all over again, only a LOT dumber.

I'm gonna side with SampSon on this one.
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Gurck
This is like arguing with a rock, only a rock might display rudimentary thought processes, read before posting, and not repeat itself... Good night, Thugz.
Night kid, tell your mom I said hi. You sound like texmaster all over again, only a LOT dumber.

Er, just a passing comment - Mill is 21 (and acts 14), and you look up to and idolize him - which both ruins your claim at being an alpha male and puts you at maybe .. 18? 19? Give up the act. You're the kid both chronologically and in terms of your prioroties (putting people down &amp; being what you consider cool; thugging it up in general). Nite.
 

element

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
wtf are shens?

I think it's an intestinal illness :Q

I thought it was where a woman kicks you when you comment on her saggin boobs.

uh oh here we go RED ALERT! SHIELDS UP!

data: capt. I've got an unidentified fembot approching 10 oclock
capt: evasive manuevers mr. data
capt: this is the USS PimpleFarmer to all ships in the vicinity, request assistance!
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
We might have to ad OS to the list soon? ;)

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3. she has small tits
:Q
PICS!!!?? ;)

OS was added up there somewhere before we started yappin at eachother.

LOL, well, i caught it from a link from a thread and she eluded towards it in another. Dunno if it is true though, you'll have to ask her or her hubby for pics, he's a regular, i know that much.