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GuitarDaddy

GuitarDaddy

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When will ladies learn that white pants are epic fail waiting to happen:)

I can't tell you the number of boo boo's of all sorts I've seen by women wearing white pants
 
vi edit

vi edit

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Judging by the replies it was a gamble and lose situation.
 
RoloMather

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Hahah.

I had food poisoning that lasted for a couple of days.

I pooped liquid shit every single time I farted. Luckily I was home the first time. Even did it when I was sleeping and farting.

After pooping my pants a couple of times, I learned to hold in my farts.

That lasted for at least 2 days until the toxins went away.

Fun times.
 
PepePeru

PepePeru

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I shit my pants when I was around 12 on vacation in Cancun. I was sure I could make it to the hotel room, despite passing a few public toilets. I made it to the hall of our hotel room and I began to run....big mistake.

I like to think I put up a valiant effort to make it as far as I did.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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vi edit said:
Judging by the replies it was a gamble and lose situation.
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Yup. Like I say, you've got three possible anal emanations: Solid, liquid, or gas. Only one of these is reasonably safe to release at will.

So you've got to ask yourself just one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
 
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Cheesetogo

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My brother had to go really badly when he was taking a state proficiency test in 8th grade or something. He turned the test in half finished and ran to the bathroom, but not before shit started pouring down his pants. D:
 
destrekor

destrekor

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Jeff7 said:
Yup. Like I say, you've got three possible anal emanations: Solid, liquid, or gas. Only one of these is reasonably safe to release at will.

So you've got to ask yourself just one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
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my stomach hurts, and I feel like I need to fart.
Surely it will only be a fart....
...
fuuuuuuuu
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daw123

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thescreensavers said:
lol, it was not just a fart coming it was poo
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Shit + fart = Shart. I can't remember which comedy film I got that from. Either way its appropriate for the OP's link.

Edit: destrekor beat me to it (or was it the female reporter in the link? :D)
 
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