Assignment: Describe something stupid you saw a girl do!

[StormRider]

Okay, here's my assignment.

One day I was coming out of Best Buy and saw this car (driven by a girl) slowly pulling into a parking space. This space was at the end of the lane and there was a median strip next to it. As the girl was turning into the space, her rear tire bumped into the median strip. All of a sudden the girl hits the accelerator and slams into the car in front of the parking space.

 

[TommyVercetti]

She talked to me.

 

[Isla]

I saw myself reach up to close my in law's manual garage door and I thought, Hmmm, let me just pull it down from one of these joints here....

😱

 

[crumpet19]

equal rights?


Flame away!
😉

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I saw a chick the other day drive her car right into a ditch, she just pointed the car at it and went.

 

[amdskip]

A chick was driving a new cavalier and she drove right into one of those cemented in handicapped parking spaces signs.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Flashed me & my ricemobile. 😛

- M4H

 

tried to add

 

[newbiepcuser]

When I was at Cal Poly, i told this classmate I was a Republican. She called me sellout in front out the whole class and that I'm embarassment to my race. I said okay. I was in shock. Most Vietnamese/Chinese Americans in the Orange County were registered Republicans.

I later found out that she filed sexual harassments charges against another student cause he said "Nice shoes".
Oh, she was a member of NOW. The chapter president was very feminists.


I think she regretted, cause she would give me glances at times, not dirty ones but of remorse. I never talk to her again, I thought we were friends. Ai yo.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Flashed me & my ricemobile. 😛

- M4H

Oh...hell no....you didn't just post without....


PICS!??!?!!?

 

[Crappopotamus]

i was standing there... and this hot girl walks by with sunglasses on pretending not to stare at me. then she walks straight into a pole.

im dead sexay. 😛

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Flashed me & my ricemobile. 😛

- M4H

Oh...hell no....you didn't just post without....


PICS!??!?!!?

Right, like I drive around with a frickin camera. If I did have pics, half the forum would yell at me for taking my hands off the wheel and that I'm going to kill myself and an entire playground full of school children, as well as my own grandmother. 😛

Besides, you think I'm dumb enough to post bewbies on the forum? 😛

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Flashed me & my ricemobile. 😛

- M4H

Oh...hell no....you didn't just post without....


PICS!??!?!!?

Right, like I drive around with a frickin camera. If I did have pics, half the forum would yell at me for taking my hands off the wheel and that I'm going to kill myself and an entire playground full of school children, as well as my own grandmother. 😛

Besides, you think I'm dumb enough to post bewbies on the forum? 😛

- M4H

Just photochop some pancakes on them 😀

 

[AntaresVI]

😀

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Flashed me & my ricemobile. 😛

- M4H

Oh...hell no....you didn't just post without....


PICS!??!?!!?

Right, like I drive around with a frickin camera. If I did have pics, half the forum would yell at me for taking my hands off the wheel and that I'm going to kill myself and an entire playground full of school children, as well as my own grandmother. 😛

Besides, you think I'm dumb enough to post bewbies on the forum? 😛

- M4H

Just photochop some pancakes on them 😀

rofl

pancake b00bies 😀

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

Actually there was a time back in high school when I was at a party and hooked up with this random chick who was driving through town. I didn't use protection that night, so there might be a lil Dingleberries running around somewhere. Ya never know.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

Actually there was a time back in high school when I was at a party and hooked up with this random chick who was driving through town. I didn't use protection that night, so there might be a lil Dingleberries running around somewhere. Ya never know.

/rearms nukes
/places finger above Big Red Button

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

Actually there was a time back in high school when I was at a party and hooked up with this random chick who was driving through town. I didn't use protection that night, so there might be a lil Dingleberries running around somewhere. Ya never know.

/rearms nukes
/places finger above Big Red Button

- M4H

If I had a daughter I would name her Dinglecherries........If I had a son I would name him Dangleberries. M4H could be their godfather.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

Hey come on now, he's actually one of the more amusing posters here. I'd rather have one more Dingleberry and one less whiny YAGT-posting loser from the peanut gallery.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Chick was wasted.........I was wasted.........next morning she woke up to my ugly mug. That was pretty stupid of her i guess, but totally sweet for me!

Please tell me you used protection.

- M4H

I always carry around a samurai sword for protection.

Thank god.

Stand down red alert. Disarm the nuclear warheads. The world is saved.

Dingleberries did not breed.

- M4H

Actually there was a time back in high school when I was at a party and hooked up with this random chick who was driving through town. I didn't use protection that night, so there might be a lil Dingleberries running around somewhere. Ya never know.

/rearms nukes
/places finger above Big Red Button

- M4H

If I had a daughter I would name her Dinglecherries........If I had a son I would name him Dangleberries. M4H could be their godfather.

Dammit, don't do that! Then I'd be related!

- M4H

 

[Cycad]

I see girls shave their eyebrows and pencil them in, that is pretty stupid.