Ass/Boobs-Shaped Airbags

Mo0o

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Seems like a good idea to me. hopefully the bags will deflate before the paramedics arrive. if they didn't, it would be bad if you some how got your head stuck between those tihngs...
 

Omegachi

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they should leave a cream like brown lining in the middle of the "crack" so you can leave the scene of the accident with a streak mark running down your face.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Omegachi
they should leave a cream like brown lining in the middle of the "crack" so you can leave the scene of the accident with a streak mark running down your face.

BRILLIANT! :beer:
 

xSauronx

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Jul 14, 2000
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reminds me of a family guy clip with quagmire...he has a minor car accident or runs into something, the airbag comes out shaped like tits, his face flies into them "alllllll right"

i cant find it :/
 

Throckmorton

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Makes sense. Current airbags can make a person blind or cause damage to the retina, when their eyes are planted into the airbag surface. This might prevent that, or it might make it more likely.
 

altonb1

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Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Makes sense. Current airbags can make a person blind or cause damage to the retina, when their eyes are planted into the airbag surface. This might prevent that, or it might make it more likely.

Well, as long as you are sure.... :confused: :roll:
 
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SlitheryDee

I've been in an accident with airbag deployment before. The worst thing is the abrasion that happens when the fabric of the bag slides against your skin. It seriously burned the hell out of my face. That thing looks like it would be way worse because of how your face can slide into the "crack' when it deploys, but I guess if it can save you in a situation where a standard airbag couldn't then raw cheeks are a small price to pay.