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[IronWing]

A telemarketer left an automated message this afternoon asking that the person handling the finances for my estate please contact the telemarketer immediately for some important information.

So what do you want to know about life beyond the grave?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Is the cake a lie?

 

[IronWing]

So far, I've seen no cake here. I had pie with dinner so I know there is pie.

 

[Farang]

Is God like John Belushi in Animal House?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Farang
Is God like John Belushi in Animal House?

Which one?

 

[invidia]

Which religion was right?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: invidia
Which religion was right?

Don't really know. It doesn't seem all that important here. It's kind of like worrying about tardy slips after you've graduated high school.

 

[DVad3r]

I had a call the other day on my cellphone from a Las Vegas area code number, was it a hot stripper wanting to immigrate to Canada and play WoW with me in my mom's basement?

 

[moshquerade]

72 virgins? were they right?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I had a call the other day on my cellphone from a Las Vegas area code number, was it a hot stripper wanting to immigrate to Canada and play WoW with me in my mom's basement?

Since when do trailers have basements?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
72 virgins? were they right?

With all these creepy little cherubs running around here, I think you'd be hard pressed to find a virgin olive.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I had a call the other day on my cellphone from a Las Vegas area code number, was it a hot stripper wanting to immigrate to Canada and play WoW with me in my mom's basement?

Since when do trailers have basements?

When they're in Canada!

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: ironwing
So far, I've seen no cake here. I had pie with dinner so I know there is pie.

Cheesepie?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: ironwing
So far, I've seen no cake here. I had pie with dinner so I know there is pie.

Cheesepie?

Peach-almond with whipped cream on top.

 

[Jeff7]

You obviously have Internet there. What's the bandwidth and ping-time like?
Do you have access to those other Internets I've heard so much about?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
You obviously have Internet there. What's the bandwidth and ping-time like?
Do you have access to those other Internets I've heard so much about?

I think you'll understand when I say that not a lot changes very quickly here. We're still on IPX. At this point, IP is only the bright light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
You obviously have Internet there. What's the bandwidth and ping-time like?
Do you have access to those other Internets I've heard so much about?

Srsly. Quit goofing around and hook us up with a Heavenly CS:S Server. You can Admin it.