Originally posted by: ming2020
Venk:
What is the accuracy range of a Stratum 3 clock (in parts per million) as stated by the American National Standards Institute (ANSI) standard?
+/- 4.6 PPM
Originally posted by: SinNisTeR
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Originally posted by: SinNisTeR
lol, this thread is funny...
venk, does the number .99999 (repeating) = 1?
between Bush and Kerry, who will win the 2004 general election?
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Two questions in one post. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!
Sorry, you did not stump venk, stop trying to cheat your way to free cookies.
ok... then i guess i will post them separately..
does the number .99999 (repeating) = 1?
Rule #2 says no re submitting old questions. Sorry you do not win the cookie.
I'll be nice though the number .99999 repeating equals the number .99999 repeating.
You cheated, I bit, and you still didn't stump venk.
Originally posted by: Mik3y
What is the exact name of my current ISP?
Cox Communications Cable
Sorry you did not stump venk, hehe, he said Cox.
Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
where all the white women at?
With Me.
Sorry you did not stump venk, no white women for you.
Originally posted by: FoBoT
how many replies will this thread get before sinking into obscurity?
More replies then there are letters in your user name.
Sorry you did not stump venk, my thread is bigger than yours.
Originally posted by: BDawg
On my office wall, I have a poster autographed by the members of a certain year's Wake Forest University Men's Basketball team.
From what season is this basketball poster?
I have to go with winter since college basketball is player primarily between January and March.
Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
Venk, you already owe

's to everyone who asked questions b/c you said in your original post that you would give out accurate answers.
Well, i'm sorry but over 95% of your answers are not accurate. In fact, they are broad general answers which violoates the original proclamation of accurate answers.
Sorry but I have stumped you Venk.
A esteemed panel of crack scholars (or scholars on crack) have been keeping track of my answers and they have proclaimed that all my answers are valid in the context of the questions. Therefore sir, you are wrong, I am right, and my dad can beat up your dad.
Good Day Sir
Originally posted by: wuggle
how can an image move faster than the speed of light?
The picture of some relative of Han Solo goes faster than C when the Falcon goes to hyperdrive.
sorry you did not stump venk, the force is weak with this one.
Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Why are we here?
Because our mommies had sex with our daddies.
Sorry, you did not stump venk and mommy screwed the mail man.
Originally posted by: RecklaZ
An athlete whose mass is 90.0 is performing weight-lifting exercises. Starting from the rest position, he lifts, with constant acceleration, a barbell that weighs 440 . He lifts the barbell a distance of 0.650 in a time of 2.10 .
Use Newton's laws to find the total force that his feet exert on the ground as he lifts the barbell. Take free fall acceleration to be 9.80 .
Could u help me out here venk, or anyone?!
Since you did not use any units, I will use my own units called venkograms. The correct answer is 9.
Sorry you did not stump venk, no metric cookies for you.
Originally posted by: thecrecarc
what musical instrument do i play?
Originally posted by: thecrecarc
oh ya for my question i need a specific awnser like flute oboe ect.
No resubmitting an edited question. I'm sorry your question has been disqualified. :brokenheart:
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Who would win: A rabid monkey infested with ebola or a ball of cheese?
The cheese.
To test this hypothesis, I injected the drunken monkey with some ebola and set him off against a gnarly ball of fine american cheese. The Cheese won. Behold the power of Cheese.
You did not stump venk, the drunken monkey is now eating the cheese. The ebola is now eating the drunken monkey.
Originally posted by: homey297
if you can correctly answer this question
i will be very impressed
what is the first thing god created according
to the holy bible
The heaven
Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
How many years would it take to solve the tower of hanoi problem (original 64 disk one) assuming you were able to do one move per second nonstop without breaks.
Reference (for those not a smart as venk) Tower of Hanoi is were you have 3 poles. One pole has 64 disks the largest on the bottom and each one above a little smaller. To solve the problem you just need to move all the disks from one pole to another one. The only restrictions are you can only move one disk at a time and you can't put a large disk on top of a smaller one.
590 Billion Years
Sorry, you did not stump venk. No Towers of Cookies for you.