Ask venk Anything!!

[WarDemon666]

What is the specific serial number of my laptop? You dont have to encrypt it!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Attrox
Can anyone get any lamer/dumber than you?

A. Yes
B. No

Answer only with Yes or No.

Yes, Significantly Lamer and Dumber then me. Just look at your last ten posts.

Sorry, You did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

Originally posted by: Doboji
Efo kikar zion b'yerushalayim?

Since this is an english speaking board, I have to assume that the above was just really, really broken english. Therefore your question is not really question since it requires Forest Gump to translate it.

No Cookie for You!

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Answering only with "yes" or "no", are you going to answer this question with "no"?

nein

I'm feeling generous, here is a cook.....nah never mind, you don't deserve it.

Originally posted by: chr6
is 3.5 inches really that small?

Only when you have to stick it into a 5.25" bay

You did not stump venk, here is NOTHING!

Originally posted by: Krk3561
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The questions ask how much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. Since it is never established that wood chuck can chuck wood then answer is zero. But if you want to delve into the hypothetical that the would chuck could chuck wood, the answer is 42.

You did not stump venk. Your Questions are no match for the Power of the Darkside.

 

[anxi80]

if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: WarDemon666
What is the specific serial number of my laptop? You dont have to encrypt it!

I'm looking out for your saftey so I choose to encrypt it. I've encrypted it soooo well that the number of digits doesn't match up to the real SN.

2


You did not stump venk, go buy a cookie.

Originally posted by: anxi80
if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I wouldn't be a tree, I would be a stump

You are weak, old man. No cookie for you!

 

[FoBoT]

Should I stay or should I go now ?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

How much do I owe you for last night?

 

[PMFleXXX]

Where can i find the silver caps to go on black steel wheels like police cars (shown here) for my 1995 Camry with stock 14" wheels?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: blazert40

Originally posted by: Pakky
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

-Pak

What about one thats carrying coconuts?

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

What is whats the word, whats the word?

-No resubmiting asked questions, don't break the rules If you must know, it would be the same as a regular one, zero, he doesnt go faster no matter what he is carry if he is dead.

-see above post

-what

You did not stump venk, go buy a hooker, maybe she'll give you a cookie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
What is your quest?

To get Bastilla off of Taris and help Mission find her borther.

You did not stump venk, the force isn't strong with this one.

Originally posted by: episodic
Derive the mathematical term phi three different ways. Make sure one of the ways comes from the Fibonacci sequence, and one of the other ways involves a square root. The third way is up to you. . .

1, phi, (phi + 1), (phi + (phi + 1)), ((phi + 1) + (phi + (phi + 1))), ...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Each term in these two series is equivalent. For instance:


1 = 1

phi = phi
2
phi = (1 + phi)
3
phi = (phi + (1 + phi))
4
phi = ((1 + phi) + (phi + (1 + phi)))


Graphically

2
phi - phi - 1 = 0


we get these values for a, b, and c:
a = 1
b = -1
c = -1
Plugging into the Quadratic Formula gives:

________________
/ 2
-(-1) +- \/ (-1) - 4(1)(-1)
phi = -------------------------------
2(1)

_______
1 +- \/ 1 + 4
= ----------------
2

___
1 +- \/ 5
= ------------
2

Your pocket calculator, computer, or slide rule can tell you, with varying degrees of accuracy, that the precise value of the square root of 5 is (approximately)

2.2360679774997...

So that we get:

1 + 2.2360679774997...
------------------------ ==> 1.61803398874989...
2

and
(remember a square root has two values, one positive and one negative)

1 - 2.2360679774997...
------------------------ ==> -0.61803398874989...
2

Sorry, your math skills are slightly less than l337, they are closer to n00b.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Should I stay or should I go now ?

If you go there will be trouble but if you stay it will double. I will come on and let you know. You should go.

You did not stump venk, get out of here.

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
How much do I owe you for last night?

$1568. The drunken monkey thanks you for the wonderful time you showed him. He would write a thank you himself, but he is too sore to sit down.


You did not stump venk, but you had your share of cookie last night.

Originally posted by: PMFleXXX
Where can i find the silver caps to go on black steel wheels like police cars (shown here) for my 1995 Camry with stock 14" wheels?

Steal them from the car in the picture.

You did not stump me or the cops with your futile quest to sell stolen hubcaps for cookies.

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Which is the correct moral theory, and why is it: Utilitarianism, Kant's Moral Theory, or Naturalistic Ethics

You didn't speciy according to who so I will assume you want my opinion of the correct theory. I have to go with Nat. Ethics.

You did not stump venk, i ate all the cookies in my Philosophy class last year

 

[venk]

I'm going to bed. Keep those hard hitting questions coming and i'll take em on tommorow.

 

[Isshinryu]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Which is the correct moral theory, and why is it: Utilitarianism, Kant's Moral Theory, or Naturalistic Ethics

You didn't speciy according to who so I will assume you want my opinion of the correct theory. I have to go with Nat. Ethics.

You did not stump venk, i ate all the cookies in my Philosophy class last year

I meant universally, and even so, you never specified why. 1/2=50%=fail

 

[Darilus]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
whats the longist word in the english language

There is no such thing as a longist word. It doesn't exist.

sorry, you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

^
the longist word in the english language.

Maybe the longest word, but I've never heard of a longist.

 

[WarDemon666]

In a 1800 word essay, describe how cinematic techniques are used in the movie "Boys n the hood" - 1991 to deliver the political message.

 

[TwiceOver]

If it was possible for you to stand on top of a train that was moving at the speed of light, and you stepped forward, for that very moment would you be moving faster than the speed of light?

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
If it was possible for you to stand on top of a train that was moving at the speed of light, and you stepped forward, for that very moment would you be moving faster than the speed of light?

I like you're sig.

(heheh)

edit: em noes sllpes rihgt!

 

[mobobuff]

What is the precise numerical (base 10) value of the amount of cats (Felis domesticus) that inhabited the physical area of the state of Michigan (the 26th state of the United States of America; located 42.709N, 084.553W, consisting of 56,809 square land miles) in the year 1998?

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: Darilus

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
whats the longist word in the english language

There is no such thing as a longist word. It doesn't exist.

sorry, you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

^
the longist word in the english language.

Maybe the longest word, but I've never heard of a longist.

shame that i know the word but not how to spell

 

[bootymac]

Why is justice portrayed as a woman?

 

[Mik3y]

what is the exact name of my favorite music band and what is my favorite song from them?

if you can answer that, i'll give you a

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
what is the exact name of my favorite music band and what is my favorite song from them?

if you can answer that, i'll give you a

Britney Spears - Lucky

 

[gflores]

When will World War III break out?

 

[bootymac]

I believe we triple stumped the drunken monkey

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: bootymac
I believe we triple stumped the drunken monkey

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Why are cookies the colour of poo and beer the colour of pee?

 

[Kyteland]

Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each other; each one is going at a speed of 50 miles per hour. A fly starting on the front of one of them flies back and forth between them at a rate of 75 miles per hour. It does this until the trains collide and crush the fly to death. What is the total distance the fly has flown?

Show your work.