Ask the poster below you a question!

[AStar617]

Electric (my Synchro is the sh!t).

Who's scarier, Joseph Jackson or Ike Turner?

 

[jimmyjam]

Depends if you are Tina Turner or not. I'm not.

Are you?

 

[clamum]

Negative.

What does PHP (scripting language) stand for?

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: clamum
Negative.

What does PHP (scripting language) stand for?

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

Have you ever heard of a turduckling?

 

[Canai]

yeah I laid one this morning.

Why does my cat's breath smell like tuna all the time?

edit: and not like, rotting meat or cat butt?

 

[Dritnul]

cuz u nevar brush its teeth

P.S. mjuszcak it turducken not turducking which is something john madden popularized involving a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey

if you were forced to choose:
1. get a dell
2.get a gateway
3.get an HP
4. or a .50 Cal bullet point blank shot thru ur skull

Edit for correct order in a turducken

 

[jimmyjam]

.50 Cal. I think third world tech support would be more knowledgeable about fixing that than a computer probelm.


Who are you voting for in '08?

 

[Skyguy]

I'm a Canuck, no votes in 08 AFAIK.

Prefer big and fake ones, or small and real ones......?

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: Skyguy
I'm a Canuck, no votes in 08 AFAIK.

Prefer big and fake ones, or small and real ones......?

Small and real. Any more than a handful is waste...

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: mwmorph
How many fingers am I holding up?

Two. One in the pink and one in the stink

Where is osama bin laden?

 

[zinfamous]

in your ass.

who put bin laden in sil3nt t0rnado's ass?

 

[Skyguy]

Heard it was a guy named Bin Fudge Packin



Speaking of Packers, has Favre overstayed his time in Green Bay?

 

[Dritnul]

by ~10 yrs
not a packers fan but my company was HQed there b4 we got bought out

do you prefer to drive or fly?

 

[Skyguy]

Drive......got to have a Dodge Viper for a week awhile back....DAYUM, that was a drive of a lifetime

U2 or Rolling Stones?

 

[zinfamous]

Stones. But they both suck.

Are you a proud member of the silent majority?

 

[SwiftWind]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Stones. But they both suck.

Are you a proud member of the silent majority?

A:

Q: What movie is the following from: "Its megamaid! She went from suck to blow!"

 

[Dritnul]

Spaceballs!!

man that was a great movie wasn't it?

 

[Skyguy]

Not as good as the better Rick Moranis flick, Strange Brew..........eh?

Animal House or Animal Kingdom?

 

[Canai]

Animal house.

Why do some women feel the need to wear 2" long fake red fingernails and then pretend they are sexy?

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Canai
Animal house.

Why do some women feel the need to wear 2" long fake red fingernails and then pretend they are sexy?

Insecurities.

What are you doing today?

 

[Canai]

Sitting thru a long boring day of school and work, then going home and drinking beer and playing some NWN2, now that I finally have a brief space between writing essays.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Canai
Sitting thru a long boring day of school and work, then going home and drinking beer and playing some NWN2, now that I finally have a brief space between writing essays.

Wheres your question?

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: Canai
Sitting thru a long boring day of school and work, then going home and drinking beer and playing some NWN2, now that I finally have a brief space between writing essays.

Wheres your question?

whoops!

Why didn't I ask a question?

wait, no... thar's flame bait.

what are your plans for teh weekend?

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: Canai
Sitting thru a long boring day of school and work, then going home and drinking beer and playing some NWN2, now that I finally have a brief space between writing essays.

Wheres your question?

whoops!

Why didn't I ask a question?

wait, no... thar's flame bait.

what are your plans for teh weekend?

Inlaws coming to town



Do you like your inlaws?

 

[maziwanka]

i dont have any inlaws. what kind of law would you practice if you had the choice?