spaceman
Lifer
- Dec 4, 2000
- 17,616
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- 106
can you send me any of the following:
roofing slate
snowplow
skateboard
woodworking tools
camping equipment
fishing equipment
quality artist paints(oil or acrylics)
games
money
clothes
food
tuition reimbursement
a fixed weekly allowance
transportation
company visa
plane,train or automobile tickets
coupons for bennigans
fresh produce
an acre of land
the sun.
roofing slate
snowplow
skateboard
woodworking tools
camping equipment
fishing equipment
quality artist paints(oil or acrylics)
games
money
clothes
food
tuition reimbursement
a fixed weekly allowance
transportation
company visa
plane,train or automobile tickets
coupons for bennigans
fresh produce
an acre of land
the sun.
uberman
Golden Member
- Sep 15, 2006
- 1,942
- 1
- 81
:music: Muffin Man
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke
On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank
You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
Austin, texas, where ever you are. :music: Frank Zappa
Do you have sex on the first date?
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke
On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank
You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
Austin, texas, where ever you are. :music: Frank Zappa
Do you have sex on the first date?
I am a transporter (of people, yeah, chauffeur, transporter sounds cool like that movie though!)
Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which ones and how?
Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which ones and how?
Originally posted by: Canai
Only on the weekendsso it's your lucky day!!!
so... wanna come over for a little romp?
No thanks my girlfriend is closer
If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
- 80,287
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Every US citizen would be required to take a firearms training class before graduation and issued a firearm upon turning 18.
1. Has anyone here ever dropped acid and watched the Pink Elephant scene from Dumbo?
2. How do I use the loop function on a DVD player?
no
what do you hit in a game of golf?
does.49999... round to one? (j/k)
who has your favorite sig?
Nope, dosent turn me on. Thats an exit hole, a relatively dirty exit hole to be honest. Not a big fan sticking my thing into that.
what do you check out first when you check someone out?
secretanchitman
Diamond Member
- Apr 11, 2001
- 9,352
- 23
- 91
personality, then looks (which my gf both has)
whats your favorite type of car?
edit: forgot the question.
whatever is free currently crest
are u thrilled USC lost?
(not official yet 1.1 mins lefts
wait interception F'in awesome UCLA!)
are u thrilled USC lost?
(not official yet 1.1 mins lefts
wait interception F'in awesome UCLA!)
shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
- 80,287
- 17,081
- 136
Obviously I know more than you do.
At no point did the OP say single or singular.
But thats OK. Reading is for everyone else. Not you.
o Oops, I broke the flow. Oh well fvckem. Reading isnt for me today either.)
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