ask me anything about jail...

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

there idea of a detox service was the detox cell for 48 hours....it was total hell..

the first week i was there i had diahrea every 15 minutes, i was on the ground curled in a ball moaning for most of the time... the withdrawal is what caused the staph, weakened my immune system so much.. i lost about 20lbs.... after i regained my strength enough to feel ok i passed time by doing pushups/situps and trying to build some muslce..

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

Point, game and match.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

there idea of a detox service was the detox cell for 48 hours....it was total hell..

the first week i was there i had diahrea every 15 minutes, i was on the ground curled in a ball moaning for most of the time... the withdrawal is what caused the staph, weakened my immune system so much.. i lost about 20lbs.... after i regained my strength enough to feel ok i passed time by doing pushups/situps and trying to build some muslce..

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

i could probably take a pic of the medicine i have for the staph...which took them 2 weeks to get me which is ridiculous...

or i could just take pics of my leg, ass and back that was staph.

 

[squirrel dog]

Did you get the honey bun and oj for breakfast ?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

the mod said it was a lie... and everyone went along...I never did.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

the mod said it was a lie... and everyone went along...I never did.

shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

the mod said it was a lie... and everyone went along...I never did.

shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

go ahead.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
Did you get the honey bun and oj for breakfast ?

nah.. we had:

oatmeal with no sugar..

eggs and bakon (the best meal i had there)

cereal

waffles

french toast

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

Or give us the case number, since they are public record.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
i could probably take a pic of the medicine i have for the staph...which took them 2 weeks to get me which is ridiculous...

or i could just take pics of my leg, ass and back that was staph.

Well, why don't you then?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

the mod said it was a lie... and everyone went along...I never did.

shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

go ahead.

http://www.ntin.net/~zanejohnson/whoa/

 

[iRONic]

Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Ban this douchebag.

 

[mikej007]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: OSx86
What jail in Texas did you supposedly go to?

cooke county correctional facility

So did you see Joliet Jake there?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: akshatp
Are you still able to walk straight?
Will you ever be able to bend over to pick up the soap without turning around?
Now that you are out, do you still have to send your cellmate flowers on your "anniversary?"

my asshole is intact, it was county jail..

i almost got in 1 fight...but the other guy backed down...

my cellmates were all pretty cool...one was busted with meth, one was waiting to get sent back to Mexico, one was in for stealing cars...one did weekends for a DUI

so did you ask him about a good online source for bulk beef?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

what makes you think im making this up?


it's 100% truth..

i was sentenced to 30 days... i got out in 21 for good behavior...

that was the longest 3 weeks of my life... i spent the last 6 days in seclusion, because i got a staph infection....well 3 staff infections...no TV, nothing but me and a tiny cell...i read like 7 books.

This and This

oh wow. i was on vaction when that first laviathan graced these forums. had no idea that this guy was lying about having such a pathetic life.
...further, his stating that he was in cooke county jail with a guy in for stealing cars sounds a bit too convenient......like his real life is lurking ATOT...

 

[FoBoT]

where is dennilfloss? if dennilfloss belives him, then i believe him
nobody can fool dennilfloss

 

[GenHoth]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

my asshole is intact, it was county jail..

i almost got in 1 fight...but the other guy backed down...

my cellmates were all pretty cool...one was busted with meth, one was waiting to get sent back to Mexico, one was in for stealing cars...one did weekends for a DUI

so did you ask him about a good online source for bulk beef?

I noticed that too

And the Cooke county, but Chicago is in Cook county

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Tell me what Ramon and Doritos mean to you and ill believe you.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NuroMancer

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

well since you only moved there so you can do drugs without fear of the cops you can now move into someplace cheaper and get your wife the medical attention she needs.

If he even has a wife.

who knows. you can't beleive a word he says.

I thought you were sick of this crap... why do you keep reading the thread?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

there idea of a detox service was the detox cell for 48 hours....it was total hell..

the first week i was there i had diahrea every 15 minutes, i was on the ground curled in a ball moaning for most of the time... the withdrawal is what caused the staph, weakened my immune system so much.. i lost about 20lbs.... after i regained my strength enough to feel ok i passed time by doing pushups/situps and trying to build some muslce..

sounds like your drugs trying to work its way out of its system....

BTW : another bs thread from you?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NuroMancer

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

well since you only moved there so you can do drugs without fear of the cops you can now move into someplace cheaper and get your wife the medical attention she needs.

If he even has a wife.

who knows. you can't beleive a word he says.

I thought you were sick of this crap... why do you keep reading the thread?

Its like a bad movie. the acting sucks, the story sucks yet you can't turn it off. sigh

edit: actually more like a bad car wreck. you know you shouldnt look but you do anyway.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

and i'm with mosh, why isn't this guy 6 feet under? he was so adamant about not going to jail that he would kill himself 1st.


your proof isn't proof at all. nice trick with the coffee stain on the handbook, but it doesn't make it look any more authentic.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

Well he did just post pics of the inmate handbook as well as his arm (staph infection I would assume) and a prescription in his name and at the jail...

 

[MisterJackson]

Well, the dude does look like he indeed has a staff infection, and his description of what he went through for detox is dead on, granted that's easy to look up.

I see what the mod posted about him admitting this was all shens in the other threads, but the OP says he never admitted that.

I'd like to see the line, post, or pm that the mod is referring to when he says he 'confessed this was all fabricated'.

Until then, not that much evidence to NOT believe him...

Although if Mosh is pissed @ you, that's pretty much all I need to burn you at the stake!