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[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: yumychinesefood
wat does this mean? Ni hao Ma

in chinese it roughly translates to "how are you?"



im chinese

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
how can I not end up like you?

haha. pwnage!

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

Why do cashews make my bumhole itch for a few days?

 

[yobarman]

How can we get you to shut the fawk up?

 

[yumychinesefood]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc

Originally posted by: yumychinesefood
wat does this mean? Ni hao Ma

in chinese it roughly translates to "how are you?"



im chinese

yea me 2 but i just wanted to test him...

 

[yumychinesefood]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
You never answered my question. I HATE YOU!

Same here!! :|

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: Random Variable
My penis is too large. What should I do?

Turn off computer and epenis will return to normal girth of 3 inches.

Umm, I think you meant length


Ausm

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Hellspawn

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

Why do cashews make my bumhole itch for a few days?

You are putting them in the wrong hole?

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Hellspawn

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

Why do cashews make my bumhole itch for a few days?

You are putting them in the wrong hole?

thought about that, but they do go in the one with the teeth.

 

[sonz70]

How do I get the money you owe me?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Hellspawn

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Hellspawn

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

Why do cashews make my bumhole itch for a few days?

You are putting them in the wrong hole?

thought about that, but they do go in the one with the teeth.

Woah, you keep false teeth in there as welll???

No wonder it itches

 

[latino666]

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

For a moment I thought this was like that one post, if you could fool the person you got a

EDIT: Ask vent
While I was looking for that link I found this very funny.

 

[shimsham]

ok. the other day at work, i was having a slump day. this young cutie asked me if i was in a bad mood. i said "no. im tired, my back hurts, and im just ready for this day to be over". to which she replied "so youre saying you want to have sex with me?" i just laughed and walked away.

1) what did she mean by that?
2) did i choose the right reaction?

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: shimsham
ok. the other day at work, i was having a slump day. this young cutie asked me if i was in a bad mood. i said "no. im tired, my back hurts, and im just ready for this day to be over". to which she replied "so youre saying you want to have sex with me?" i just laughed and walked away.

1) what did she mean by that?
2) did i choose the right reaction?

you didn't show her your peener? OMGWTF

 

[Stretchman]

My questions for Geek4life:

1. What is your favorite color?

2. What is your favorite movie?

3. Intel or AMD

4. Diet or regular?

5. Anakin or Vader??:evil:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: geek4life
what can I help you with today?

What time tonight will you hit 500 posts?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Hellspawn

Originally posted by: shimsham
ok. the other day at work, i was having a slump day. this young cutie asked me if i was in a bad mood. i said "no. im tired, my back hurts, and im just ready for this day to be over". to which she replied "so youre saying you want to have sex with me?" i just laughed and walked away.

1) what did she mean by that?
2) did i choose the right reaction?

you didn't show her your peener? OMGWTF

i prefer to have them pull it out.

 

[IAteYourMother]

you still haven't answered my question .

 

[Stretchman]

So how's the advice giving going so far?