Ask fs5 anything thread.... yes anything.

[fs5]

Originally posted by: fermium
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop?

depends who you ask, it ranges from 144 to 252 for human lickers. automated licking machines range from 364 - 411 Text

Originally posted by: ajpa123
What state is surrounded by the most water ?

Alaska , michigan is #2, followed by Florida. I don't know about Hawaii.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Does an axle-back really add 15HP?

- M4H

Only if it's an STi

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: schizoid
how big is my wiener?

| | <- actual size

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: schizoid
Why do I have the poobreath?

because you didn't brush your tongue Text

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
I have another question:
When did this thread turn into "ask fermium"?

he's robin to my batman... once in a while batman lets robin do some work.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Hi! Ma and Pa told me I'd better say that all the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common ...... or else! What's the common factor here?

c'mon b!tches.. answer my riddle (not mine.. but u know what i mean)

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: ajpa123

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Hi! Ma and Pa told me I'd better say that all the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common ...... or else! What's the common factor here?

c'mon b!tches.. answer my riddle (not mine.. but u know what i mean)

1. one vowel one constant
2. since we're on the topic of states with the most water (which everybody got wrong ), they're abbreviations for states.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: ajpa123

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Hi! Ma and Pa told me I'd better say that all the two-letter words in this paragraph have something in common ...... or else! What's the common factor here?

c'mon b!tches.. answer my riddle (not mine.. but u know what i mean)

1. one vowel one constant
2. since we're on the topic of states with the most water (which everybody got wrong ), they're abbreviations for states.

Yep, U da Man

 

[MrDudeMan]

how much gas does the average cow release in 24 hours? i know the answer, so this is a test for j00r intarw3b skillz!

 

[MrDudeMan]

ah here is another one...

how does gravity work?


:evil:

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
how much gas does the average cow release in 24 hours? i know the answer, so this is a test for j00r intarw3b skillz!

280 liters
HOW DARE YOU TEST MY intarw3b skillZ

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ah here is another one...

how does gravity work?


:evil:

weeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee

 

[ajpa123]

(from the intarw3b.. so don't google and cheat.. lol)

Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable. haha!

 

[Pantoot]

Did Jesus have an X chromosome?

 

[PMFleXXX]

what are good mysql query visualization packages. by that i mean, i want to query a database for the # of units sold and i want to graph that number, how can i do it quickly and easily 5S?

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Pantoot
Did Jesus have an X chromosome?

Yes

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: zbalat
does .99999........=1?

according to ATOT no but I say yes it is. For all purposes one can say it does.

All the smart people on ATOT agreed that the answer was yes, let's not count the dumb ones on ATOT as actual members of ATOT, as their contributions (if any) have no value.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
how much gas does the average cow release in 24 hours? i know the answer, so this is a test for j00r intarw3b skillz!

280 liters
HOW DARE YOU TEST MY intarw3b skillZ

hehe your response made me lol...

:beer:

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: PMFleXXX
what are good mysql query visualization packages. by that i mean, i want to query a database for the # of units sold and i want to graph that number, how can i do it quickly and easily 5S?

platform? linux, windows, mac?
http://www.aditus.nu/jpgraph/
this one is good if you want to integrate it into a website.

 

[PMFleXXX]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: PMFleXXX
what are good mysql query visualization packages. by that i mean, i want to query a database for the # of units sold and i want to graph that number, how can i do it quickly and easily 5S?

platform? linux, windows, mac?

the mysql server will be running windows

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
What's your bra size fivespeed5?

although my man boobs have decreased since the south beach diet, I'd say I'm a AA cup.

:Q

:camera: 's

You DO realize that AA means that the measure around your bust is one inch less than the measure of the area directly under it? http://www.silkpeach.co.uk/size.html

Meaning you're shaped funny. You should be an A or so.

Please read carefully. If you are AA then you are on average 3.5 inches greater at the bust line than directly below the bust.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: PMFleXXX

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: PMFleXXX
what are good mysql query visualization packages. by that i mean, i want to query a database for the # of units sold and i want to graph that number, how can i do it quickly and easily 5S?

platform? linux, windows, mac?

the mysql server will be running windows

here's a whole list of 'em.
http://www.aspin.com/home/components/graphics
here's one on the mySQL site
http://www.mysql.com/portal/software/item-36.html

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: minendo
How do I convert a ketal to a ketone using H+ and water? Please show the mechanism of this synthesis.

you are the winnAr, I can't answer that one. Now go do your own hw!

Come on don't disappoint this guy, it's not that hard. There's going to be some website that shows the mechanism. He kind of answered his own question by telling you the reactants (Ketal, H+ which is just any acid, and water).

 

[shelaby]

heres one for you fs5


Why?

 

[Nikamichi]

sprite or 7up?