Ask CR a question.

[ggavinmoss]

Will you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.? Please?!

-geoff

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
what are you wearing?

A black t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants. All my other clothes are being washed at the moment.*












































*nothing at all 😉

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: iamme
if you could give advice to all the n00bs, on how not to get flamed by CoporateRecreation......what would it be?

Keep an open mind.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Will you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.? Please?!

-geoff

If you wish to ask a question about it I will entertain that one question.

 

[Pepsi90919]

why did i just vomit all over the floor whilst reading your last post?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Is it true that if a water truck and a vinegar truck collide it makes a big douche!?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: lirion
Is it true that if a water truck and a vinegar truck collide it makes a big douche!?

You need a hint of floral scent.

 

[ClueLis]

Haven't we done this before?

Edit: Indeed we have.

 

[fs5]

Why is this thread so crappy?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ClueLis
Haven't we done this before?

I'm not sure.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Why is this thread so crappy?

This thread is what you make it, not I.

 

[KingNothing]

Why won't you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.?

 

[bradruth]

We know the answer to everything in the universe is 42, so what is the question?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Why won't you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.?

Because like many other members here who work for a large corporation, I used to get slammed with questions regarding internal policies of the company, to which I cannot give answers to. This is why I put up the disclaimer.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: bradruth
We know the answer to everything in the universe is 42, so what is the question?

Inconvenience

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: bradruth
We know the answer to everything in the universe is 42, so what is the question?

Inconvenience

that's more like the methodology of it, not the question.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: bradruth
We know the answer to everything in the universe is 42, so what is the question?

Inconvenience

That's not a question...I demand a Socratic answer!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Will you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.? Please?!

-geoff

If you wish to ask a question about it I will entertain that one question.

I heard that the rich, refreshing flavor of Starbucks coffee comes from plantation workers falling into the roasters during the roasting process. Is this true?

-geoff

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Will you speak on behalf of Starbucks Coffee Co.? Please?!

-geoff

If you wish to ask a question about it I will entertain that one question.

I heard that the rich, refreshing flavor of Starbucks coffee comes from plantation workers falling into the roasters during the roasting process. Is this true?

-geoff

All signs point to yes.

 

[brigden]

In years, exactly how old am I?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: brigden
In years, exactly how old am I?

25


On this note, I will be leaving for Wendy's to obtain some hot hot JBC action. I shall return.

 

[Platypus]

I've returned from Wendys.

 

[idNut]

Cool idea for a thread.

What's your New Year's resolution?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: idNut
Cool idea for a thread.

What's your New Year's resolution?

To be a better person

 

[KLin]

Will you reconsider speaking on behalf of Starbucks?