Ask an arab guy

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
How come you guys have to make love to your women through a hole in a bedsheet? (seriously) I think Jewish people do it too?

Whoa, nobody told me about that. I'm pretty sure Jews don't do that either.

Originally posted by: 50cent1228
do u believe in allah

Yes, I'm Muslim. By the way, Allah is just Arabic for "God."

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Are you going to blow yourself up if this thread gets locked?

Probably not.

:laugh:
What would it take to push you over the edge?

OK, I retract that statement . I will not blow myself up if this thread gets locked, or under any other circumstances :laugh:

Originally posted by: homercles337
Have you ever had sex with a chinese chic named Cindy in Berkeley?

Nope.

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
The stache is no longer a trash-stache and is now kinda thick.

If you're not Tom Selleck, you have no business wearing a mustache.

My upper lip is freakin small, I look funny without the mustache.
SHEiK with no mustache and a really crappy haircut

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: dafatha00
What would your parents do if you married outside of your race?

Better question...what would they do if your sister did the same?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: amdhunter
How come you guys have to make love to your women through a hole in a bedsheet? (seriously) I think Jewish people do it too?

WTF??

http://www.holeinthesheet.org/faqs.htm

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: dafatha00
What would your parents do if you married outside of your race?

Probably nothing more than tell me I'd regret it someday.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
do you wear a turban?

Nope, sometimes I wear a kufi though, when I have crappy haircuts

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: dafatha00
What would your parents do if you married outside of your race?

Better question...what would they do if your sister did the same?

Wouldn't know.

 

[JLGatsby]

Do you believe in taking more than one wife?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Do you believe in taking more than one wife?

Although the Prophet, peace be upon him, did, I wouldn't ever do it. I actually don't know any Muslims who have more than one wife.

 

[dafatha00]

Is BMW your favorite brand of car?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: dafatha00
Is BMW your favorite brand of car?

No, I love Audis though.

 

[FoBoT]

i didn't know what that is, so i looked it up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kufi