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GTaudiophile

Lifer
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A: Because you were up so late with the woman who likes to beat around the bush!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

Beau

Lifer
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www.beauscott.com
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
A: Because you were up so late with the woman who likes to beat around the bush! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Cuz it was stupid.

Q: Did you know that turkeys often drown in rain storms?
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
A: Because you were up so late with the woman who likes to beat around the bush! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Cuz it was stupid.

Q: Did you know that turkeys often drown in rain storms?

A: No.

Q: Does Bush have a boat then?
 

kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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A. I don't know who Brenda Van is. She may be damn attractive, I just don't know.

Q. I have to go out of town on Monday. Will I be randomly selected for the full take-off-your-shoes-and-belt search at the airport? (I got picked for 7 of the last 8 flights I was on)
 

Skyclad1uhm1

Lifer
Aug 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: kranky
A. I don't know who Brenda Van is. She may be damn attractive, I just don't know.

Q. I have to go out of town on Monday. Will I be randomly selected for the full take-off-your-shoes-and-belt search at the airport? (I got picked for 7 of the last 8 flights I was on)

A: Yes. Those guys like your butt.

Q: Who is Brenda Van?
 

lawaris

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Jun 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: kranky
A. I don't know who Brenda Van is. She may be damn attractive, I just don't know.

Q. I have to go out of town on Monday. Will I be randomly selected for the full take-off-your-shoes-and-belt search at the airport? (I got picked for 7 of the last 8 flights I was on)

A: Yes. Those guys like your butt.

Q: Who is Brenda Van?

A : who cares ?

Q : do you love NEF's ?

 

lawaris

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Jun 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Intake77
Q: Anyone else besides Lavoris troll AIM looking for 14 year old girls?

A: R.Kelley is.

Q: Is there life on maaaaaarrrrs? /singing

A : there isn't , but we can send red dawn and his friends here there ..... the less the number of as$holes are on earth the better it is

Q :what makes red such a kiddo ?

 

Red Dawn

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Q: Why doesn't anyone here give me a few million dollars?

A: Because I already gave at the office

Q: Why was the US Soccer Team able to beat Portugal?
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Q: BTW, how is Holland doing in the World Cup?

A: Glad to say they never made it to the WC. Means I can finally pick up a paper without there being soccer news on every page.

Q: What made you think I like soccer?