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DAPUNISHER

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A: because you don't eat flowersQ: Who wrote Dianetics?
 

gooneygoon

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Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
A: because you don't eat flowersQ: Who wrote Dianetics?

A: The dyslexic guy that meant to publish Scitenaid.

Q: Why do some people have no penis?
 

DAPUNISHER

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A: someone already asked that a couple of pages back ;)How come no one ever reads the threads anymore?
 

gooneygoon

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Originally posted by: m2kewl
A: B/c they're women

Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: Cause he paid 20 bucks to the "Corner lady"

Q: Why call pickles pickles if you can pickle bunch of things
 

ProviaFan

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Originally posted by: gooneygoon
Originally posted by: m2kewl
A: B/c they're women

Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Cause he paid 20 bucks to the "Corner lady"

Q: Why call pickles pickles if you can pickle bunch of things
A: Because they're purple.

Q: Why do feel like I have to take a p!$$ right now?
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: jliechty
Originally posted by: gooneygoon
Originally posted by: m2kewl
A: B/c they're women

Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Cause he paid 20 bucks to the "Corner lady"

Q: Why call pickles pickles if you can pickle bunch of things
A: Because they're purple.

Q: Why do feel like I have to take a p!$$ right now?

A: Cause mentioning the colour 'purple' has that effect on you?

Q: Why don't I work instead of posting here?

P.S. Purple purple purple purple purple!
 

dude

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Intake77
Q: Where did Elledan go?
A: To the moon, Alice. Q: On clam chowder, do you prefer the red or the white?
A: Black is a prettier colour. Q: Color or Colour?

Kolor.

Q: What's black, and white, and just a little green?
 

kranky

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A. A barfed-on referee's shirt.

Q. How does Long John Silver's restaurants survive? Every one I've ever seen has an empty parking lot.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: kranky
A. A barfed-on referee's shirt.

Q. How does Long John Silver's restaurants survive? Every one I've ever seen has an empty parking lot.

A: They're actually a front for the Polish mafia.

Q: One good reason I shouldn't blow off the rest of the day since my boss isn't here?

 

BigJohnKC

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: kranky
A. A barfed-on referee's shirt.

Q. How does Long John Silver's restaurants survive? Every one I've ever seen has an empty parking lot.

A: They're actually a front for the Polish mafia.

Q: One good reason I shouldn't blow off the rest of the day since my boss isn't here?

A: Company loyalty.

Q:Why are Ramen noodles so cheap yet so good?
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
Originally posted by: Fausto1
A: Company loyalty.

BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! INCORRECT!!!

(I'm a federal employee);)

Ok, correction -

A: ummmmm....nope, no good reason. Take off and go watch Episode II (again?) :D

*sniff* I...I....I LOVE YOU MAN!!!

/me runs out the door at full-tilt-boogie for another eyefull of Nat Portman:D


that is not how the game is played

Q: why can't some people play ?

A: I told you, I'm a federal employee. Everybody knows we're a bunch of dumbasses.

Q: What rock have you been under that you were unaware of this well-known fact?;)