Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

[thraashman]

A:Yes he was married to the woman with one breast
Q:What's Up Chuck?

A: All signs point to Yes!
Q: Will you play with me?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Q: Was there a man with one arm?

A:Yes he was married to the woman with one breast
Q:What's Up Chuck?

A: We don't know yet....the doctors are waiting for the X-ray results.

Q: How many Ron Jeremys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[thraashman]

Q: How many Ron Jeremys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: I haven't the slightest clue.
Q: But how'd he get in the light bulb.

 

[bunker]

Q: But how'd he get in the light bulb.

A: All pr0n comes from light bulbs!

Q: Why?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bunker
A: All pr0n comes from light bulbs!

Q: Why?

A: Because

Q: Is my pen plotting to kill me?

 

[Murphyrulez]

A: Because Red Dawn says so!

Q: How do I get to the Chinese Buffet place?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
A: Because Red Dawn says so!

Q: How do I get to the Chinese Buffet place?

A:You call 1-800-rice-4-you

Q where has my mind gone ?

 

[Modeps]

Q where has my mind gone ?

A: In the gutter, definately.

Q: Didn't I tell you that my love dont cost a thing?

 

[bizmark]

A:You call 1-800-rice-4-you

Q where has my mind gone ?

A/Q: Mind? What mind?

 

[BigJohnKC]

A/Q: Mind? What mind?

A: Mind your P's and Q's

Q: If people climb Mt. Everest because it's hard to do, why do they go up the easy side?

 

[somethingwitty]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

A/Q: Mind? What mind?

A: Mind your P's and Q's

Q: If people climb Mt. Everest because it's hard to do, why do they go up the easy side?

A: that's the side with the chairlift

Q: (a two parter) what are the odds that, if one button on my remote was going to break, it'd be the power button? next, what do those odds change to if the power button on my TV was already broken?

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: somethingwitty

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC


Q: (a two parter) what are the odds that, if one button on my remote was going to break, it'd be the power button? next, what do those odds change to if the power button on my TV was already broken?

A: 1:1 in the end... there's only one.

Q: how many threads does it take before someone says "pics" when it mentions a girl in the text.

 

[ThePresence]

nm

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: hoihtah

Originally posted by: somethingwitty

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC


Q: (a two parter) what are the odds that, if one button on my remote was going to break, it'd be the power button? next, what do those odds change to if the power button on my TV was already broken?

A: 1:1 in the end... there's only one.

Q: how many threads does it take before someone says "pics" when it mentions a girl in the text.

A:1-3
Q: Will Hal dream?

 

[NormanBates]

Naa he is to busy streaming porn,

Why is the sun yellow?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: NormanBates
Naa he is to busy streaming porn,

Why is the sun yellow?

A:Because red was taken Q: Dude! Why are you gettin' a Dell?

 

[dethman]

A: someone peed on it.

Q: how now, brown cow?

 

[kranky]

A. Tao now, brown cow.

Q. What happens if you put two scanners face-to-face and hit the scan buttons at the same time?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: kranky
A. Tao now, brown cow.

Q. What happens if you put two scanners face-to-face and hit the scan buttons at the same time?

A: matter and anti-matter collide and the Cosmos is destroyed

Q: Where's the beef?

 

Q: Where's the beef?
A: In my freezer

Q: Why do I always forget to turn off my computer speakers?

 

[etalns]

Oh boy

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
Q: Where's the beef?
A: In my freezer

Q: Why do I always forget to turn off my computer speakers?

A: Because it's tough to remember stuff when you're stoned.

Q: Can I ask you a stupid question?

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
Q: Where's the beef?
A: In my freezer

Q: Why do I always forget to turn off my computer speakers?

A: Because it's tough to remember stuff when you're stoned.

Q: Can I ask you a stupid question?

A: No, but you can continue to look stupid.

Q: Who wrote the book of love?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
Q: Where's the beef?
A: In my freezer

Q: Why do I always forget to turn off my computer speakers?

A: Because it's tough to remember stuff when you're stoned.

Q: Can I ask you a stupid question?

A: No, but you can continue to look stupid.

Q: Who wrote the book of love?

A: Velvet Jones wrote the book of love Q: Dude, where's my car?

 

[ThePresence]

Q: Dude, where's my car?

A: Mow your lawn, you might find it.

Q: WTF?