Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Fausto1
A: The hookers down at 10th and Peachtree.


Q: Why did the Bill Gates cross the road?

A: Because he didnt own the other side yet.

Q: To be or not to be?

A: Both, Being begets bountiful blessings

Q: If the inverse of dog is zinfandel, what is the inverse of cat?

A: Pinot Blanc.

Q: What do you get if you cross Linuxboy with Stone Cold Steve Austin?

A:A Druid
Q:what is thre atomic weight of Spam?

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHERQ: What do you get if you cross Linuxboy with Stone Cold Steve Austin?
A: A Druid
Q:what is thre atomic weight of Spam?

A: Pie crumbgrams

Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?


Cheers !

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHERQ: What do you get if you cross Linuxboy with Stone Cold Steve Austin?
A: A Druid
Q:what is thre atomic weight of Spam?

A: Pie crumbgrams

Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?


Cheers !

A: Bill Gates

Q: how many roaches does it take to turn on a light?

 

[minendo]

Q: how many roaches does it take to turn on a light?

A: None because they are all lit up.

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?


Cheers !

A: NOT Homer, his hands are too fat to fit through the opening.

Q: What do birds suddenly appear, anytime you are near?

 

[ThePresence]

A: Bobo the helper monkey did it.

Q: Who spiked the punch?

A: The liberated Apes.

Q: WTF?

 

[lawaris]

who am I ?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: minendo

Q: how many roaches does it take to turn on a light?

A: None because they are all lit up.

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

A: Bruce Lee

Q: Bruce Lee

 

[Fausto]

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

A: To the sheep party. Intoxicated sheep are easy.

Q: What actually happened to you....that one time....at band camp?

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: minendo


Q: Bruce Lee

A: Anakin

Q: NEO? are you the one?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

A: To the sheep party. Intoxicated sheep are easy.

Q: What actually happened to you....that one time....at band camp?

A:I stuck a flute up this girls'.........
Q: What's eating Gilbert Grape?

 

[kranky]

A. From here, it kind of looks like his mother, but it's probably just a brown bear.

Q. What is this thing called, Love?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: kranky
A. From here, it kind of looks like his mother, but it's probably just a brown bear.

Q. What is this thing called, Love?

A: Just a game of the devil.

Q: Where do babies come from?

 

[Modeps]

A: Just a game of the devil.

Q: Where do babies come from?

A: Test Tubes and a little bit of magic.

Q: How many chucks does a woodchuck chuck?

 

[hoihtah]

Originally posted by: Intake77


A: Test Tubes and a little bit of magic.

Q: How many chucks does a woodchuck chuck?

A: depends... is he gay?

Q: if 1+1=1, what's 2+2?

 

[cthulhu]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: kranky
A. From here, it kind of looks like his mother, but it's probably just a brown bear.

Q. What is this thing called, Love?

A: Just a game of the devil.

Q: Where do babies come from?

A: South Pole

Q: Is that milk coming out of your nose?

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: cthulhu

A: South Pole

Q: Is that milk coming out of your nose?

A: What the hell?

Q: What the hell?

 

[bizmark]

Originally posted by: Intake77
A: What the hell?

Q: What the hell?

A: You're an idiot.

Q: Why do Ritz crackers taste so good?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bizmark
A: You're an idiot.

Q: Why do Ritz crackers taste so good?

A: Nicotine

Q: What IS the price of tea in China?

 

[Modeps]

Q: What IS the price of tea in China?

A: Beats me, all I do know is that nothing we are doing affects it.

Q: If Jesus and Budda got into a fight, would Moses step in and break them apart?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Intake77

Q: What IS the price of tea in China?

A: Beats me, all I do know is that nothing we are doing affects it.

Q: If Jesus and Budda got into a fight, would Moses step in and break them apart?

A: No, but Mohammed wears faded denim jeans.

Q: What IS the air-speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?

 

[kranky]

A. Repost! Use the search button!

Q. A Thermos bottle keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... but how does it know?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: kranky
A. Repost! Use the search button!

Q. A Thermos bottle keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... but how does it know?

A: the little man inside flips a switch

Q: Was there a man with one arm?

 

[Red Dawn]

Q: Was there a man with one arm?

A:Yes he was married to the woman with one breast
Q:What's Up Chuck?

 

[bunker]

Q:What's Up Chuck?

A: It's reverse eating.

Q:Who's the man in the black hat?