Ask a Christian anything

[Pray To Jesus]

Do you have to go to church to be a christian? Because I am fucking lazy on Sundays :/

Not at all. The key to being a Christian is whether you really believe in Jesus and his sacrifice. If you do then you're good to go.

 

[Sid59]

Iama - ama

 

[Ruptga]

Now that the obligatory sarcastic-but-impossible question has been asked...

Epicurus summed it up nicely. "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. If God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" In other words, there are a few possibilities: God is unworthy of the title (impotent), God is an asshole (wicked), or God doesn't exist. So, either God isn't worth knowing or they don't exist. Either way the issue of gods is moot. So, why do you believe otherwise?

 

[zinfamous]

As a Christian, where do you believe that baaby come from?

 

[amdhunter]

Is it true most Christian chicks are closet sluts?

 

[shiner]

Negro*

[size=-5]*hopes Perknose doesn't see this[/size]

Guessing I missed something.......probably one of those ignorance is bliss type circumstances.

 

[Juddog]

Why do pedophiles and murderers get to go to heaven, because they accepted Jesus, but people like Ghandi go straight to hell, do not pass go?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Is it true most Christian chicks are closet sluts?

No, the closet's don't provide enough room.

 

[shiner]

Then who does?

W. He's the decider.

 

[Kirby]

Guessing I missed something.......probably one of those ignorance is bliss type circumstances.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2165665

 

[zinfamous]

Why do pedophiles and murderers get to go to heaven, because they accepted Jesus, but people like Ghandi go straight to hell, do not pass go?

Well, Ghandi did have sex with underage boys, so....

:hmm:

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Since God forgives everyone who asks, can I just murder people I hate, then just ask and its all good?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

We sure aren't getting many answers, I call shens on the whole religion thing.

 

[zerocool84]

If we have free will why does "god" make good things happen? If he makes things happen then how do we have free will? If he makes good things happen then he must make the bad things happen as well right?

 

[Ruptga]

Clearly his piety was no match for our cynicism.

 

[Miramonti]

At first I thought you were interested in drawing attention to your faith by the nickname you chose, now I realize it's more about you.

Is your relationship with this board always going to be this way?

 

[James Bond]

Do you believe that the Rapture will begin on the 21st?

 

[Oil]

We sure aren't getting many answers, I call shens on the whole religion thing.

Ask a Christian anything*


*but will only answer certain questions

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Why do many Christians think they are better than others just because they say they are Christians?

 

[zinfamous]

Would you please pray for Mojo?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Ask a Christian anything*


*but will only answer certain questions

Hahahahaha, asterisk.

 

[shiner]

Should my wife stay with the landing strip or go full Barbie?

 

[SlowSpyder]

Is trolling a sin?

 

[Miramonti]

Why do many Christians think they are better than others just because they say they are Christians?

It's important to show others around here that you're a real person (as opposed to the synthetic ones with lead made in China.)

 

[Kirby]

Should my wife stay with the landing strip or go full Barbie?

I think we God needs pics to decide.