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Asians are the dream client.

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Ricochet

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Maxim December 2004 has a real interesting article by Jody "Babydol" Gibson. In the consumer report sextion she dishes the dirt on her loyal customers.

CELEBRITIES
"Your typical Hollywood big shot wants free booty and lots of it. He wants four or five girls at a time and thinks he should get 'em all for free, which he probably could if he weren't cheap, lazy, and utterly clueless"

TEXAS OIL MONEY
"In the pre-Viagra days, these old men had absolutely no stamina, so they were looking for a girl they could talk to; in the business we call that a mind'fvck. And because of that they would often get addicted to one girl."

WALL STREET
"High finance means high return, and these guys love to spread it around. Typically, they have a wife and a girlfriend, so they want 10 girls to go out all night partying with their buddies. A $5,000 tip is commonplace."

EUROPEANS
"Euros are all the same, whether it's Paris, London, or Rome. They want a young model type with a body like a 10-year-old boy's. Give 'em Doogie Howser in a wig and they'll be perfect gentlemen the rest of the night."

ASIANS
"Ask any working girl and she'll tell you the same thing: Asians are the dream client. They're generous, immaculately clean, and, most importantly, fast. I'm talkin' five minutes tops. I could have made a million dollars a year in Asia."
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I laughed pretty hard after reading the last two paragraphs.

 
I'm glad there are guys like me bucking the trend...I'm doing it for the good of the stereotype!

or something. 😉
 
Don't know if the "clean" part is true but maybe it just seems that way because Asian doesn't seem to sweat as much.
 
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