CELEBRITIES
"Your typical Hollywood big shot wants free booty and lots of it. He wants four or five girls at a time and thinks he should get 'em all for free, which he probably could if he weren't cheap, lazy, and utterly clueless"
TEXAS OIL MONEY
"In the pre-Viagra days, these old men had absolutely no stamina, so they were looking for a girl they could talk to; in the business we call that a mind'fvck. And because of that they would often get addicted to one girl."
WALL STREET
"High finance means high return, and these guys love to spread it around. Typically, they have a wife and a girlfriend, so they want 10 girls to go out all night partying with their buddies. A $5,000 tip is commonplace."
EUROPEANS
"Euros are all the same, whether it's Paris, London, or Rome. They want a young model type with a body like a 10-year-old boy's. Give 'em Doogie Howser in a wig and they'll be perfect gentlemen the rest of the night."
ASIANS
"Ask any working girl and she'll tell you the same thing: Asians are the dream client. They're generous, immaculately clean, and, most importantly, fast. I'm talkin' five minutes tops. I could have made a million dollars a year in Asia."
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