Asian Tattoo Artist Inks Revenge

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Crucial

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When local tattoo artist Andy Sakai was sentenced to five years in prison for inking profanities on hordes of hapless customers, many thought his days of body desecration were over.

They were wrong.

Sakai?s latest victims are no longer college students. His current targets are, ironically, his fellow inmates.

Using a tattoo gun fashioned out of a sharpened paper clip, dental floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic spork, the disgruntled prisoner has drawn Black Panther Party symbols on white supremacists, written CRIPS 4 EVA on rival gang members, and left dozens of hardened criminals with butterflies, fairies, and unicorns permanently etched in their skin.

?I wanted a stack of skulls on my back,? said murderer Jimmy Drake, ?and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!?

Many prisoners ask for spider webs on their elbows to signify time spent in jail. Sakai?s webs have hidden messages in them such as, ?Fvck Cops,? ?I Swallow,? and ?Salad Tosser.? Sakai got the idea for the cryptic tats after reading Charlotte?s Web in the prison library. ?That E.B. White?s a genius, man,? Sakai proclaimed.

For his own protection, Sakai has been moved to solitary confinement where he?ll serve the rest of his sentence.

?Prison isn?t so bad,? Sakai said. ?It gives me time to sit and seriously contemplate my next diabolically evil plan!?
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joecool

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so don't you wonder, after the first inmate got the bogus tat, word didn't spread like wildfire? i mean, a prison isn't a big place.
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: Tiamat
wow, it pains me to see my tax money fund that garbage.
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Bahahahah.

Yea what these guys are doing is real expensive. Just think of the cost of the paper clip, dental floss, a pen, and a plastic fork cost! Especially in the land of make believe.
 
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Lucky

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Originally posted by: joecool
so don't you wonder, after the first inmate got the bogus tat, word didn't spread like wildfire? i mean, a prison isn't a big place.
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good lord, do you also believe in santa clause?
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

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lol he's got some balls to be embedding messages in his work considering the clientele.
 
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Babbles

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That is pretty funny, though. I hate to be in prison and have "salad tosser" on my back!
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: shekondar
snopes
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We know.

Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Tiamat
wow, it pains me to see my tax money fund that garbage.
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Buh!
:confused:
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Looney

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LOL i was reading a tattoo magazine one time, and this one tattoo was featured in the top 10 or some sort... and supposedly the word was suppose to mean 'power', but instead it was 'fake'.

But personally the article sounds BS to me.
 
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