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kenthuang

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Originally posted by: Krassus My asian neighbors kidnapped the daughter of a man who robbed their store and held her for ransom. Their house was raided by what appeared to be half of the city's police force. All nearby streets were closed off as several SWAT teams went in, backed up by cruisers that blocked every possible exit.

Hows that FUNNYYYY???!!!! Sorry but youre an idiot....
 

kenthuang

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my stupid asian neighbors always have the latest gadgets and are ALWAYS taking pictures of everything. They invite their whole families over and they all cook using a couple of big woks. Then they play with their palm pilots and video games and take some more digital pictures of everything......and when they all get in their ricers to drive...LOOK OUT MAN!!

umm..how are they stupid?? Again I still laugh at the stereotypes of asians, and again I am not offended, but things like this guy wrote..."stupid asian neighbors" just gets to me. They're stupid cuz they have various technology gadgets?? I sense JEALOUSY! Sorry but you're an idiot too!
 

UncleWai

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Originally posted by: kenthuang
my stupid asian neighbors always have the latest gadgets and are ALWAYS taking pictures of everything. They invite their whole families over and they all cook using a couple of big woks. Then they play with their palm pilots and video games and take some more digital pictures of everything......and when they all get in their ricers to drive...LOOK OUT MAN!!

umm..how are they stupid?? Again I still laugh at the stereotypes of asians, and again I am not offended, but things like this guy wrote..."stupid asian neighbors" just gets to me. They're stupid cuz they have various technology gadgets?? I sense JEALOUSY! Sorry but you're an idiot too!

Calm down my Asian comrade, it's all in good fun.
 

OulOat

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Aug 8, 2002
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WTF is up with Indians and Taco Bell. All the Indians I know, and there is a lot here in CS and ECE, absolutely love Taco Bell. Even those non-beef eaters go to TB. Both my roommates go out of their way just for some TB. Not only do they love TB, they actually dispise real Mexican food.

One more thing, why do some indians fear water? I know plenty of clean indians, but plenty more smell wierd. I would say 70/30. I think my roommates shower weekly. Not that bad, but when they start stinking, I throw water on them :)

BTW, FYI, my roommates tell me to never date an Indian chick. Too much hair. Dunno how truthful that generalization is, but from what I have seen, all of them have more hair than me (<<<<< Chinese) :p
 

Siddhartha

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My asian neighbors own the Chinese restaurant down the street. They work over 12 hours a day and are investing their money by buying property in the neighborhood, They have two really cute little kids, Albert and Mary. Considering the language barrier, they are nice people.

Wait, they do not piss me off at all.

 

OulOat

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Aug 8, 2002
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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
My asian neighbors own the Chinese restaurant down the street. They work over 12 hours a day and are investing their money by buying property in the neighborhood, They have two really cute little kids, Albert and Mary. Considering the language barrier, they are nice people.

Wait, they do not piss me off at all.

You say that now, but once we own all your land...muhaaa...:evil:
 

milagro

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There used to be a chinese family with a really cool kid living next door to me. He was excellent in math but came home with a 99% on his final. The family was so upset about the missing point they sent him back to the motherland:(
 

theNEOone

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Apr 22, 2001
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ahh yes, there are 10,000 asians that drive mercedes' while the remaining 2 billion are the mercedes. "5 dolla to take you to market? chur, hop on my back."



=|
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: wyvrn
If there is one thing Asian's like in my experience, it's money and prestige. They work hard to have the best careers, drive the nicest cars, buy the best houses, and brag about how much money they make. And the part about looking down their noses at others fits. I have seen the Asian family I live with look down at everyone but their own culture. Absolutely hit the nail on the head with your post!

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Thier kids are always keeping me up with thier loud Piano lessons, thier Lexuses and Mercedes take up all the parking spaces, they look down thier nose at me every time I say hello, they are monopolizing all the slots at the good colleges....

All I can say is that not everyone is like that. It also depends on the type of Asian's you're dealing with. I mean, we could sit here and look at a rapper and then go on about how you all show off with jewlry, Cadillac's, etc.

All I can say is, that in my family, we all work hard, do the best we can, get what our money can afford, and live a good life. Look at Anand Shimpi, because of him we are all posting here today. Does he ever come on this forum and make threads about his new car, new computer, knowing what is coming up in the next ATI and Nvidia line, the money he makes? No. I get the feeling he works hard too and lives his life to what his earnings allow.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: illustri
truth is my family dosent like asian neighbors and we're asian

I can agree with that somewhat. In my case, we don't have many Asian neighbors. Sometimes other Asians can smell odd. As for the people I live near, no such problem.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: OulOat
WTF is up with Indians and Taco Bell. All the Indians I know, and there is a lot here in CS and ECE, absolutely love Taco Bell. Even those non-beef eaters go to TB. Both my roommates go out of their way just for some TB. Not only do they love TB, they actually dispise real Mexican food.

One more thing, why do some indians fear water? I know plenty of clean indians, but plenty more smell wierd. I would say 70/30. I think my roommates shower weekly. Not that bad, but when they start stinking, I throw water on them :)

BTW, FYI, my roommates tell me to never date an Indian chick. Too much hair. Dunno how truthful that generalization is, but from what I have seen, all of them have more hair than me (<<<<< Chinese) :p

They like Taco Bell because its like Mexican food. Mexican food is similar to Indian food because of the spices and what is used. Their tortillas are like our breads (roti) that we eat many meals with.

As for the hair, I think it depends on Indian girls but many are hairy but many are hot too and not hairy...
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: milagro
There used to be a chinese family with a really cool kid living next door to me. He was excellent in math but came home with a 99% on his final. The family was so upset about the missing point they sent him back to the motherland:(

Thats crap...

Listen, people don't always tell the flat out truth. What if he had to leave for other reasons? perhaps it was living illegaly, do you think they'll come to you and say "Hey! We are illegal residents, we are leaving, FYI, don't tell on us, Thanks."?

I mean honestly, no one complains about a 99%...

If it really is that they were mad about it, they should just know it probably won't ever matter about that 1%...
 

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: OulOat
WTF is up with Indians and Taco Bell. All the Indians I know, and there is a lot here in CS and ECE, absolutely love Taco Bell. Even those non-beef eaters go to TB. Both my roommates go out of their way just for some TB. Not only do they love TB, they actually dispise real Mexican food.

One more thing, why do some indians fear water? I know plenty of clean indians, but plenty more smell wierd. I would say 70/30. I think my roommates shower weekly. Not that bad, but when they start stinking, I throw water on them :)

BTW, FYI, my roommates tell me to never date an Indian chick. Too much hair. Dunno how truthful that generalization is, but from what I have seen, all of them have more hair than me (<<<<< Chinese) :p

Everybody has more hair than a Chinese person. Other than Fu Manchu and Pat Morita I've yet to see any with facial hair, as for chest hair and body hair forget it...Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chow Yun Fat, Sammo Hung I've never been with an Indian girl so I can not vouch for their hairiness. Bathing is a culture thing most of the Indian guys I hang out with bathe frequently and some of them even eat beef
 

wyvrn

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Feb 15, 2000
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This is true I have Asian friends that aren't so stuck up as the stereotype. It's just that I have had a bad experience with several different groups of Asians (one being my in-laws) looking down on me because I am an American. Hey I still like to make Asian friends now, especially since most about half the people in my classes are Asian or Indian. But I am just more discriminating when it comes to Asian's because I think a higher percentage of them are snobs/elitists. And of course I married one that isn't a snob queen, she's the greatest person on the world.

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Originally posted by: wyvrn
If there is one thing Asian's like in my experience, it's money and prestige. They work hard to have the best careers, drive the nicest cars, buy the best houses, and brag about how much money they make. And the part about looking down their noses at others fits. I have seen the Asian family I live with look down at everyone but their own culture. Absolutely hit the nail on the head with your post!

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Thier kids are always keeping me up with thier loud Piano lessons, thier Lexuses and Mercedes take up all the parking spaces, they look down thier nose at me every time I say hello, they are monopolizing all the slots at the good colleges....

All I can say is that not everyone is like that. It also depends on the type of Asian's you're dealing with. I mean, we could sit here and look at a rapper and then go on about how you all show off with jewlry, Cadillac's, etc.

All I can say is, that in my family, we all work hard, do the best we can, get what our money can afford, and live a good life. Look at Anand Shimpi, because of him we are all posting here today. Does he ever come on this forum and make threads about his new car, new computer, knowing what is coming up in the next ATI and Nvidia line, the money he makes? No. I get the feeling he works hard too and lives his life to what his earnings allow.

 

Qacer

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Apr 5, 2001
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What Parody??? How can good old fashioned Americans maintain thier nice quiet communities when these overachieving Asians move in?? My kids are going to be soooo behind the curve.

Stop your whining, willis! Do something about it. I guess you just admitted your kid's level of intellect.

 

MrYogi

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Mar 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: pray4mojo
My neighbor throws cats at me everytime I walk out of the house.
According to indians, that is bad luck man. When a cat crosses the street infront of you, it is severe bad luck. you have to go back into your house and wait for atleast 5 minutes before you go out again.