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asdkfslfkj.. boobs are SO distracting!

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Have you ever been too fvcking distracted at work/class because some girl has an amazing, superflous rack?

I used to be in marketing strat class with this girl last semester and I couldn't concentrate one bit... every day was a constant distraction because 'she' looked very nice in each different clothes she wore.

Well guess what, she's now in my 3-hour tactics class this semester and I cannost aslkdfj lksejfas lkj!@!!

That's 3 hours of pure agony.... I seriously have trouble concentrating, all I seem to do is undressingi her with my eyes and pictureing them in my ha... ASDHKGH!!

God help me for being a straight male.

FYI: She's one of those lean-bodied blonde girl blessed with unproportionally bigger melons... and they're 100% real...

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heh while in college i had a biology lab and ended up as a partner with a really hot girl. she had a amazing body. At first i found it really hard to work with her and even asked if she would rather trade partners. she said "no because other guys would just be looking at my tits and hitting on me" I almost started laughing because that was what i was doing heh.
 
I was at a cell phone place last month and the sales girl was the only one there. She had a low cut shirt and I kept trying to avert my gaze. Finally in the midst of our conversation she turned her head and naturally I took a nice look only to find her staring back at me explaining some cell phone plan. I know she had to have noticed what I did. 😀
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I was at a cell phone place last month and the sales girl was the only one there. She had a low cut shirt and I kept trying to avert my gaze. Finally in the midst of our conversation she turned her head and naturally I took a nice look only to find her staring back at me explaining some cell phone plan. I know she had to have noticed what I did. 😀
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I'm guessing she convinced you to get the cell phone plan
 
Originally posted by: talyn00
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I was at a cell phone place last month and the sales girl was the only one there. She had a low cut shirt and I kept trying to avert my gaze. Finally in the midst of our conversation she turned her head and naturally I took a nice look only to find her staring back at me explaining some cell phone plan. I know she had to have noticed what I did. 😀
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I'm guessing she convinced you to get the cell phone plan
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Naw, they were only a reseller and didn't have what I needed. If they had I would have been more than happy to linger and wrap up the details while enjoying the view. 😉
 
To quote Dennis Leary:

"Men are mollified by tits. We don't know why, we just are. We don?t even have to see naked tits to get mollified, we just freeze up even at the sight of cleavage. "
 
Originally posted by: K1052
To quote Dennis Leary:

"Men are mollified by tits. We don't know why, we just are. We don?t even have to see naked tits to get mollified, we just freeze up even at the sight of cleavage. "
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Oh God I agree. I used to date this girl in my ISciS class, she had the greatest rack I have ever had the pleasure to lay eyes on. 😉
 
For all of you who feel embarrassed that a girl caught you gazing at her chest while shes wearing a provocative, low cut short I have some news...that is what they want. They might act like they dont, but they are wearing the shirt for a reason.
 
Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
For all of you who feel embarrassed that a girl caught you gazing at her chest while shes wearing a provocative, low cut short I have some news...that is what they want. They might act like they dont, but they are wearing the shirt for a reason.
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^^ Truth
 
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