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asdkfslfkj.. boobs are SO distracting!

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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsup:

Now... PIC OR BAN!
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Yes, if not her, at least a demonstration of the general type you're discussing. 😀
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http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...ick/Roberts_Rachel.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/Klum_Heidi1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/560688864.jpg
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The first two are too damn skinny, i would be scared to touch their frail bodies and the third one is... well i guess she's got an ok butt but she's got the body of a child.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
... and they're 100% real...
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How would you know? Going by what her T-shirt claims?
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Why the hell does everyone naturally assume that nice boobs are fake!? :roll:
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In AZ most of them are.

But why does everyone assume they can tell if they are fake or real by looking at them through a shirt.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
... and they're 100% real...
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How would you know? Going by what her T-shirt claims?
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Why the hell does everyone naturally assume that nice boobs are fake!? :roll:
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because 9 times out of 10 they are.

My last GF got a boob job, i hated it. It didn't feel like a breast anymore.

 
HAHAHA! I know what you mean!

Yesterday I had to sign my lease for my new apartment, and there were like 5 pages I had to sign. The lady that was having me sign them had a huge rack, and the perfect V neck shirt to show them off. I had no idea what I was signing... I might have signed my car away or something. I couldn't concentrate and I didn't read a single sheet that I signed.

😀
 
Originally posted by: edro13
HAHAHA! I know what you mean!

Yesterday I had to sign my lease for my new apartment, and there were like 5 pages I had to sign. The lady that was having me sign them had a huge rack, and the perfect V neck shirt to show them off. I had no idea what I was signing... I might have signed my car away or something. I couldn't concentrate and I didn't read a single sheet that I signed.

😀
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LOL. It happens to the best of us. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsup:

Now... PIC OR BAN!
Click to expand...

Yes, if not her, at least a demonstration of the general type you're discussing. 😀
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...ick/Roberts_Rachel.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/Klum_Heidi1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/560688864.jpg
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The first two are too damn skinny, i would be scared to touch their frail bodies and the third one is... well i guess she's got an ok butt but she's got the body of a child.
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http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../Aniston_Jennifer1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/b7f5c62a.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...k/Bellucci_Monica1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/brooke_berry.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../brooke_burke28017.jpg

You picky bastard
 
so many ways to tell if they're fake or not:

1. are they blatantly firm?
2. do they bounce naturally? (does it shift in shape or stay stiff when bouncing?)
3. how is the curvature?

I bet I can guess fake ones from real ones just by looking in their clothes 90% of the time.

<-- can't stand fakes.
 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsup:

Now... PIC OR BAN!
Click to expand...

Yes, if not her, at least a demonstration of the general type you're discussing. 😀
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...ick/Roberts_Rachel.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/Klum_Heidi1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/560688864.jpg
Click to expand...

The first two are too damn skinny, i would be scared to touch their frail bodies and the third one is... well i guess she's got an ok butt but she's got the body of a child.
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../Aniston_Jennifer1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/b7f5c62a.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...k/Bellucci_Monica1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/brooke_berry.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../brooke_burke28017.jpg

You picky bastard
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Holy hell, there are some nice women out there.... and i am still young, or at least somewhat.

Thank you kelvrick 😀
 
I was at my g/f's friends wedding and we were all heading in to the reception and a red head in a skimpy low cut dress crossed right in front of me. Now I didn't think I didn't anything that obvious but the red head's friend all of a sudden say (in a rather loud voice) "she has a nice pair a tit's huh?" I was speechless for a second then just said, "Yup they're nice" and kept walking.

My g/f most likely heard it but we have been together long enough where she wouldn't have cared.
 
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
so many ways to tell if they're fake or not:

1. are they blatantly firm?
2. do they bounce naturally? (does it shift in shape or stay stiff when bouncing?)
3. how is the curvature?

I bet I can guess fake ones from real ones just by looking in their clothes 90% of the time.

<-- can't stand fakes.
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I used to lead aerobics classes, you can tell by the movement and the edges when moving, it is pretty obvious.

And i can't stand fakes either.
 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsup:

Now... PIC OR BAN!
Click to expand...

Yes, if not her, at least a demonstration of the general type you're discussing. 😀
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...ick/Roberts_Rachel.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/Klum_Heidi1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/560688864.jpg
Click to expand...

The first two are too damn skinny, i would be scared to touch their frail bodies and the third one is... well i guess she's got an ok butt but she's got the body of a child.
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../Aniston_Jennifer1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/b7f5c62a.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K...k/Bellucci_Monica1.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Kelvrick/brooke_berry.jpg

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/K.../brooke_burke28017.jpg

You picky bastard
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I wonder how the guy in the pics with Brooke Burke was able NOT to get a mega boner.
I'm sure I would have sported a big one........ making the shoot more interesting.
 
Originally posted by: azazyel
I was at my g/f's friends wedding and we were all heading in to the reception and a red head in a skimpy low cut dress crossed right in front of me. Now I didn't think I didn't anything that obvious but the red head's friend all of a sudden say (in a rather loud voice) "she has a nice pair a tit's huh?" I was speechless for a second then just said, "Yup they're nice" and kept walking.

My g/f most likely heard it but we have been together long enough where she wouldn't have cared.
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The drool is a dead giveaway. 😉
 
Naw, now-a-days when I see a real beautiful women a little piece of me dies inside as I think to myself, "yet another pair that I will not be able to fondle"
 
Originally posted by: azazyel
Naw, now-a-days when I see a real beautiful women a little piece of me dies inside as I think to myself, "yet another pair that I will not be able to fondle"
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Did you lose your hands in an unfortunate smelting accident? How are you typing, then? 😕
 
Originally posted by: azazyel
I was at my g/f's friends wedding and we were all heading in to the reception and a red head in a skimpy low cut dress crossed right in front of me. Now I didn't think I didn't anything that obvious but the red head's friend all of a sudden say (in a rather loud voice) "she has a nice pair a tit's huh?" I was speechless for a second then just said, "Yup they're nice" and kept walking.

My g/f most likely heard it but we have been together long enough where she wouldn't have cared.
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What makes me smile about your post is the last sentence, she might pretend that she doesn't care but she does, just like you would care if she commented on a well hung man.

Everyone cares even if we pretend we don't.
 
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: azazyel
I was at my g/f's friends wedding and we were all heading in to the reception and a red head in a skimpy low cut dress crossed right in front of me. Now I didn't think I didn't anything that obvious but the red head's friend all of a sudden say (in a rather loud voice) "she has a nice pair a tit's huh?" I was speechless for a second then just said, "Yup they're nice" and kept walking.

My g/f most likely heard it but we have been together long enough where she wouldn't have cared.
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What makes me smile about your post is the last sentence, she might pretend that she doesn't care but she does, just like you would care if she commented on a well hung man.

Everyone cares even if we pretend we don't.
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*sniffle*

Tito....hand me some tissues.....
 
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