Top Ten Signs A Referee Is Fixing Games (old letterman top 10 list)...
10. He leads the league in blocked shots
09. When talking about the Spurs, he says "we"
08. After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation
07. He's drawing up plays
06. Before tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing
05. Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers
04. Tossed one of the other officials out of the game
03. Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial
02. Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son
01. The Knicks are winning