ARRGH frustration

[vshah]

and then my gf texts me saying "i wish you were here....can't wait for you to give me a back massage. i'd do ANYTHING for a back massage"

then she tells me to stop getting distracted and focus on my work.

BAH.

-Vivan

 

[rh71]

CT

u posted :camera:s of her before, haven't you ?

 

[iamme]

she owes you booty.

 

[wfbberzerker]

you know you just posted this to brag that you have a gf.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: rh71
CT

u posted :camera:s of her before, haven't you ?

not this one no...maybe i posted pics of my last gf (like a year ago..) but i don't remember.

my camera was stolen last week...don't have any pics of her yet

to add to the frustration, she's now called me and is saying "how nice her 'vibrating hairbrush' feels on her neck"

DOUBLE BAH!

-Vivan

 

[rh71]

she's watching porn right now.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
you know you just posted this to brag that you have a gf.

and that she wants me

 

[axelfox]

Chris Rock says: "Don't take off your bra and then say 'watcha lookin' at?!?!?'"

 

[jagec]

"Vibrating hairbrush", right.

I'm guessing she'll kick you to the curb the moment you stop mowing the lawn and doing the dishes

 

[lavagirl669]

that is so wrong

little tease gonna get it when vshah sees her

 

[bapace]

"how nice her 'vibrating hairbrush' feels on her neck"

If she has a vibrating 'hairbrush', she doesn't really need you, does she?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: bapace

"how nice her 'vibrating hairbrush' feels on her neck"

If she has a vibrating 'hairbrush', she doesn't really need you, does she?

naw...i don't need batteries

 

[CTrain]

Did you steal Miss India from your cousin ?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Did you steal Miss India from your cousin ?

heh no...they're engaged now. this girl is indian too though. (makes sense with me being in india. this place has zero diversity )

-Vivan

 

[MidasKnight]

[Bill Clinton ] " I feel your pain ! [/Bill Clinton ]

 

[Ilmater]

My woman is worse. Unfortunately I can't elaborate because I'd get a 2 week vacation.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: iamme
she owes you booty.

pfft, she owes us all booty...:shocked:

 

[lancestorm]

This is really quite simple. You get out of work. NOW. Fake illness. Take personal day. Do it do it (taking off work that is).

 

[DaFinn]

Ok, so your right hand sent you a text message... why are you still hanging here, quick massage the back of your hand!!!

 

[jjones]

Don't worry, I took care of her for you, you can go back to work now. And yes, she will do anything for a back massage.

 

[minendo]

Just got my massage from her. Only thing is it wasn't a back massage.

 

[DaFinn]

Damn you guys, there is still like like 300 numbers before its my turn...

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: rh71
CT

u posted :camera:s of her before, haven't you ?

my camera was stolen last week...don't have any pics of her yet

No pics, I call Shens on the girfriend.

 

[Steve]

"Who wants a body massage?"

 

[dragonballgtz]

What a cock tease your gf is. HA!