Arnie? No way. Vote for her!

[SoylentGreen]

http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/

 

[ndee]

It's Ahhhnold, not Arnie.

 

[Spoooon]

I like the "Porn for Pistols" plan.

 

[DaiShan]

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I?m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor?s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn?t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a ?Porn for Pistols? program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

LOL niiiice.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
I like the "Porn for Pistols" plan.

 

[Freejack2]

:Q

Somehow I don't think she'll win.

 

[NogginBoink]

Hmm.... what, exactly, does this mean:

As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

What kind of "good will" can porn stars use to "negotiate" electricity prices?

hmmmmmmmmm................

 

[cain]

niiiiiiiiice

 

[guyver01]

I will coordinate the state?s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won?t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

This actually makes sense.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: guyver01
I will coordinate the state?s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won?t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

This actually makes sense.

Scary, isn't it?

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: guyver01
I will coordinate the state?s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won?t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

This actually makes sense.

I know I was reading that and said "DOH! why didn't I think of that?!"

 

[zippy]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: guyver01
I will coordinate the state?s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won?t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

This actually makes sense.

Scary, isn't it?

Yeah. Surprisingly it does make sense.

It almost makes me wonder what Gary Coleman has to say. Although, I know damn well what he'll say, "Whatchu' talkin' 'bout Willis?"

 

[Chadder007]

Thats a great idea for the Jury system..... then again....
If any state was to ever elect a porn star...so should it be California.

 

[SagaLore]

LOL!

She just might get some votes!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I?m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor?s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn?t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a ?Porn for Pistols? program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

LOL niiiice.

Yeah; sounds good to me actually.

 

[filmmaker]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
<a href="http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/">http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/</A>

Not so much

 

[SoylentGreen]

I didn't really look into the site too deeply when I posted it.

If I were in Cali I may vote for her! Some good ideas.

 

[murphy55d]

She's got really nice.....ideas. Yeah.

 

[Kaervak]

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.


She's got my vote and I don't even live in Cali.

 

[hdeck]

she's got my vote

 

[Argo]

The only reason she's running is to gain exposure. Just think how many people are gonna go into Kazaa and type "Marey Carey" in the search bar. Actually, come to think of it.... <opens Kazaa>

 

[glugglug]

I think she got her campaign strategy here