Army Major fires 38 long standing soldiers by email!

[Braznor]

Soldier : Sir, Sir! Dispatch came through. Email has bad news!

Captain: Soldier, we got the taliban hitting us, we are outmanned one to fifteen and they got grenade launchers while we are low on ammo. What bad news can be worse than this?

Soldier : Sir, the email said we are all just fired!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sent-message-soldiers-deeply-regrets-did.html

 

[HAL9000]

1) E-Mail is the post of the modern age so who cares?
2) Ignore the Daily Mail, it's a load of bullshit, stop reading it.

 

[Soundmanred]

Soldier : Sir, Sir! Dispatch camed through. Email have bad news!

Captain: Soldier, we gots the taliban hitting us, we is outmanned one to fifteen and they gots grenade launchers while we are low on ammos. What strong bad news can be worser than this?

Soldier : Sir, the email said we are all just has been fired!

Fixed the grammor for you in cases you like to write a book about such events.

 

[Braznor]

Fixed the grammor for you in cases you like to write a book about such events.

LOL, I'm sure there is no such word as camed.

As for my own grammar I shall hire a professional editor.

 

[Soundmanred]

As for my own grammar I shall hire a professional editor.

Seems a little excessive to hire an editor just to post on AT.

 

[Braznor]

Seems a little excessive to hire an editor just to post on AT.

My book will be exceptional in content.