"I want to get the 2 for 1 lapdance that is onsale today, i have $2200 in savings"
"No"
"why not? its an awesome girl, big breasts , nice booty, long legs, neon g-string, smooth skin, 2 minute lap dance x2, for $20"
"wait till you go off to mississippi college"
"why?"
"that way you won't come home horny"
"but i could use the bathroom there at the club"
"its not the same"
"why?"
"wait to you goto to a dorm and use their bathroom"
"You said you loved me should it matter if I come home horny?"
"because I'm your mother"
"so, you were never horny?"
"Yeah when I was conceiving YOU"
it went downhill from there.........
"No"
"why not? its an awesome girl, big breasts , nice booty, long legs, neon g-string, smooth skin, 2 minute lap dance x2, for $20"
"wait till you go off to mississippi college"
"why?"
"that way you won't come home horny"
"but i could use the bathroom there at the club"
"its not the same"
"why?"
"wait to you goto to a dorm and use their bathroom"
"You said you loved me should it matter if I come home horny?"
"because I'm your mother"
"so, you were never horny?"
"Yeah when I was conceiving YOU"
it went downhill from there.........
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