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Are you too fat to see

Texashiker

Texashiker

Lifer
your penis?

According to a newly released study, about 2.5 million british men are so fat that they can not see their penis.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/839774-2-5-million-british-men-too-fat-to-see-their-own-penis

43% of the men in the study have not seen their penis in over 2 years.

16% couldn't remember the last time they saw their own penis.

Maybe its time to get off the cheeseburgers, beer, and take a walk a few times a week.

Personally, I find it rather disgusting that a man has let himself go so bad that he can not see his tool.
 
I was getting close 3 years ago. 5'11, 260lbs. Now I'm 5'11 170lbs, so I can see it with no problem. And my wife says I use it very well. Fucking WINNING bitches.
 
Ate less, switched to diet soda and water, ran for 30 minutes in the mornings (though it started as a walk and i worked my way up) and 30 minutes of cardio when i got home (wii fit usually)

I still run 3 miles a day on the treadmill, 6 days a week.
 
Little skinny guy runs into the restroom and stands beside a great big ole fat guy taking a piss.

Little guy says "Damn, how long has it been since you seen your dick"

Fat guy says "Long time".

Little guys says "Why don't you diet?"

Fat guy say "Why, what color is it now?"

:sneaky:
 
Engineer said:
Little skinny guy runs into the restroom and stands beside a great big ole fat guy taking a piss.

Little guy says "Damn, how long has it been since you seen your dick"

Fat guy says "Long time".

Little guys says "Why don't you diet?"

Fat guy say "Why, what color is it now?"

:sneaky:
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chuckle
 
Engineer said:
Little skinny guy runs into the restroom and stands beside a great big ole fat guy taking a piss.

Little guy says "Damn, how long has it been since you seen your dick"

Fat guy says "Long time".

Little guys says "Why don't you diet?"

Fat guy say "Why, what color is it now?"

:sneaky:
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Hahaha, I see... cuz, "diet", is like, oh, hahahaaha!.....

:colbert:
 
No, I can see it just fine (140 pounds). It shouldn't be too much of an issue for those that can't if they pull it back, I guess.
 
Texashiker said:
your penis?

According to a newly released study, about 2.5 million british men are so fat that they can not see their penis.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/839774-2-5-million-british-men-too-fat-to-see-their-own-penis

43% of the men in the study have not seen their penis in over 2 years.

16% couldn't remember the last time they saw their own penis.

Maybe its time to get off the cheeseburgers, beer, and take a walk a few times a week.

Personally, I find it rather disgusting that a man has let himself go so bad that he can not see his tool.
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This is news? They should do a story about how the inside of most freezers is cold.
 
Farmer said:
Normally that is called "vagina."
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technically, the clitoris would be the ingrown penis.

well, more specifically, we all develop as females up to a certain stage (even though, yes, we are determined as male/female upon conception--development isn't exactly the same thing)

anyway, the "proto-clitoris" eventually becomes a clitoris, or a penis.


so, a penis is a mutant clitoris.

:hmm:
 
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