Are you too fat to see

[highland145]

Only 2.5M Brits are married?

 

[Iron Woode]

"My god, look at you fat bastards. I bet you can't find your own penis."

"Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis! One dollar! One dollar! Find your penis! Find your penis here!"

 

[moshquerade]

Little skinny guy runs into the restroom and stands beside a great big ole fat guy taking a piss.

Little guy says "Damn, how long has it been since you seen your dick"

Fat guy says "Long time".

Little guys says "Why don't you diet?"

Fat guy say "Why, what color is it now?"

:sneaky:

:awe: :awe: :awe:

 

[moshquerade]

I have ingrown penis.

you must be shaving it against the grain. :sneaky:

 

[Blackjack200]

Fortunately this could never happen to me as I have an obscenely large penis. I'll tell you, my penis is soo big...

**How big is it?**

My penis is so big there's a homeless family living under it.

 

[Wyndru]

I've never understood this. Even when I had what I thought was a huge gut, I could still move my head forward slightly and see my dick. How it is possible that you can't see it at all unless you basically have a 9 month pregnant look going on? Even then, couldn't you just to suck in your gut, like this guy?

There can't be that many people with stomachs so big they can't see it without a mirror.

 

[Jeeebus]

I have a 2 month old at home. I think my penis is still there, but I haven't had any use for it for several months.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I've never understood this. Even when I had what I thought was a huge gut, I could still move my head forward slightly and see my dick. How it is possible that you can't see it at all unless you basically have a 9 month pregnant look going on? Even then, couldn't you just to suck in your gut, like this guy?

There can't be that many people with stomachs so big they can't see it without a mirror.

I'm iffy. That does seem a bit high (maybe they're not flexible and its also getting disabled men?), but its only ~5% of the British population so its not really outlandish. Maybe its more about penis size.

 

[rudder]

My penis used to look at me in the morning... now it just stares at the floor.

 

[highland145]

My penis used to look at me in the morning... now it just stares at the floor.

Embarrassed to be seen with you.


j/k

 

[Regs]

I use it as my own personal weight scale. Though I would not recommend it for every man as it's relative to each and every one.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Would hate to see the number for the US

No kidding...it has to be at least 10x that amount.