Are you teh smrt? You have good spyrms!

[jagec]

However, there were no comments on flavor, so we'll need a female opinion to confirm.

Of course, there are some flaws with the way the study was conducted. For example, if a 3-day wait can lead to artificially higher numbers, perhaps the decades-long wait experienced by your average nerd is skewing the numbers even more.

This may be balanced out by the "DNA damage compensation" experienced by your average soldier in the Army.

 

[Vehemence]

Well my sperm's great, except for the fact they just doesn't care anymore. Somehow word got back that it's always just a drill and instead of an egg it's just a Fleshlight.

 

[Farang]

My sperm as the same explosive properties as C-4.. I have to be really careful

 

[Hyperlite]

I think that is all offset by the fact that my phone is rarely more than 6 inches from my nuts.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite
I think that is all offset by the fact that my phone is rarely more than 6 inches from my nuts.

:laugh:

Mythbusters. Now.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: Hyperlite
I think that is all offset by the fact that my phone is rarely more than 6 inches from my nuts.

:laugh:

Mythbusters. Now.

Right, that'll go over well.
That's all that the next season would be.

Adam and Grant, and Jamie and Tory, would split into those two groups. One group would keep a cellphone down below, the other wouldn't. Then they'd spend the rest of the season donating sperm samples at least once a day, lovingly "procured" by Kari and Jess.

 

[Cabages]

I aint no moran

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: Hyperlite
I think that is all offset by the fact that my phone is rarely more than 6 inches from my nuts.

:laugh:

Mythbusters. Now.

Right, that'll go over well.
That's all that the next season would be.

Adam and Grant, and Jamie and Tory, would split into those two groups. One group would keep a cellphone down below, the other wouldn't. Then they'd spend the rest of the season donating sperm samples at least once a day, lovingly "procured" by Kari and Jess.

They will hold that episode for ratings week. 😉

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Farang
My sperm as the same explosive properties as C-4.. I have to be really careful

At least we can say we've shot ourselves in the head and lived to tell the tale 😱

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: dNor
Well my sperm's great, except for the fact they just doesn't care anymore. Somehow word got back that it's always just a drill and instead of an egg it's just a Fleshlight.

But how's your intelligence 😉

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: dNor
Well my sperm's great, except for the fact they just doesn't care anymore. Somehow word got back that it's always just a drill and instead of an egg it's just a Fleshlight.

But how's your intelligence 😉

not so good akshully

 

[zinfamous]

hrm. sperm quality neither detracts from or increases the chances of one's getting laid.

I believe it's business as usual around these parts....

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
hrm. sperm quality neither detracts from or increases the chances of one's getting laid.

I believe it's business as usual around these parts....

Perhaps for desperate 40 year olds...

 

[moshquerade]

the study has no bearings b/c stupid people reproduce all the time.