"Are you now or have you ever been a Muslim?"

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Lifer
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Donald Trump For President 2016
Lets the games begin.....


"Do you know or have you ever known a Muslim?"
"Are you living or have you ever lived next door to a Muslim?"
"Are you a co-worker or have you ever been a co-worker with a Muslim?"
"Are you now purchasing or have you ever purchased goods from a Muslim?"
"Are you now selling or have you ever sold goods to a Muslim?"
"Are you now or have you ever been sympathetic to a Muslim?"
"Are you now dating or have you ever dated a Muslim?"
"Are you now married or have you ever been married to a Muslim?"
"Do you now or have you ever had children with a Muslim?"
"Are you now or have you ever been a Muslim terrorist sympathizer?"

Above are just a sample of the questions every American citizen would be forced to undergo and answer honestly and accurately if that American wish to remain an American in Donald Trump's vision of America.
Natural born American need not apply.
Color, race, gender, orientation need not apply.
When the new and revised 2017 US census arrives in your mailbox, be prepared to answer each and every question accurately and honestly.

Should you fail to follow census requirement directions, fail to follow instructions, fail to return your census form in a timely fashion, should you lie on the census form, or should any information given later proven less than 100% accurate and correct, then you can expect a knock at your door, arrest, and detainment by local enforcement investigation authorities.

And should you or your child know of or become aware of any family member, of any neighbor, of any classmate, of any personal or business acquaintance that has given falsified information on their 2017 US census questionnaire, you must immediately notify local enforcement authorities of that persons name, address, and current location. Otherwise, you will be detained and required to fully explain your failure in front of an local enforcement investigation panel.
Should enforcement investigators determine you as guilty or determined that you purposely withheld information, you will be considered a Muslim terrorist sympathizer subject to arrest and imprisonment for a period of time to be determined by enforcement investigation authorities.

Donald Trump For President 2016
Lets the games begin.....
 
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agent00f

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Similar questions about communism still exist on the US citizenship test. Dummies ask the darnest things.
 

JulesMaximus

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I'm a citizen of the United States of America and as such I decline to answer any of those stupid fucking questions.
 
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MongGrel

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I had not even watched this till recently, even though I had know about McCarthyism way back.

Is a good watch.

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sportage

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The US Census is a decennial census taking place every ten years and only in years ending with a zero. There will not be any US census taking place in 2017 so you can relax for a few years.

Aw.... But we haven't elected Donald Trump.... yet.
Just wait n see. ;)