I thought about the answer to this question and cried for about 5 minutes.
I'm much more entertaining in real life.
I have a knack for making people laugh and I generally surround myself with people who have a good sense of humor so we laugh a lot when we get together. Unlike you pukes who wouldn't know a sense of humor if it hit you in the face with a pie and then poked your eyeballs while going nyuck nyuck nyuck. 😛