are you married

[kalster]

no

 

[ohtwell]

Yep!


: ) Amanda

 

[Toastedlightly]

no. Don't ansswer your own damn question!

 

[Hyperblaze]

where is the "I wish" option?

 

[BW86]

nope

 

[Feldenak]

I will be in March.

 

[Aftermath]

Yes.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Does that include gay marriage? Im not married or gay, so I guess the answer is still no. 🙁

 

[alm99]

Yes

A wise man once told me the day before my wedding...
"Marriage, it's a man made prison"

Thanks, Grampa, thanks!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Jero
where is the "I wish" option?

Right next to the "shoot me in the foot for choosing this" option

 

[OMGoddess]

Yeah, I have a double marriage, I switch back and forth everyday. Both of them are really good at wearing me out.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Jero
where is the "I wish" option?

Right next to the "shoot me in the foot for choosing this" option

Unlike other folks, I can't wait 😉

 

[nmcglennon]

Originally posted by: OMGoddess
Yeah, I have a double marriage, I switch back and forth everyday. Both of them are really good at wearing me out.

Mormon?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

Chill out man. Geeze. Are you having a bad day?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

Woah... HappyPuppy is not a Happy Puppy. :Q

 

[Squisher]

are you married

YES SIR!!



I'm sorry, my wife has me trained to jump up and yell that everytime I'm asked that.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Squisher
YES SIR!!



I'm sorry, my wife has me trained to jump up and yell that everytime I'm asked that.

/me makes sound of a whip get heard....

don't worry...i completely understand. until today i had no idea just much more power women have over men.....

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

lol

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

Chill out man. Geeze. Are you having a bad day?

WTF are you to tell me to chill out? Who elected you to moderate this thread?

You obviouslly have delusions of power and I assure you they are delusions. Pull your chonies back up, put your pants on and go outside. Do you see that big light in the sky? It's called the fvcking Moon. Enjoy it while you can. :roll:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

Chill out man. Geeze. Are you having a bad day?

WTF are you to tell me to chill out? Who elected you to moderate this thread?

You obviouslly have delusions of power and I assure you they are delusions. Pull your chonies back up, put your pants on and go outside. Do you see that big light in the sky? It's called the fvcking Moon. Enjoy it while you can. :roll:

:Q

 

[mitchafi]

nope

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Thirty two years and counting, Dickwad. If you resemble your avatar even remotely you are a pathetic voyeur who wanks when he sees chickens fvcking. Go get a life you worthless scumbag! :|

Chill out man. Geeze. Are you having a bad day?

WTF are you to tell me to chill out? Who elected you to moderate this thread?

You obviouslly have delusions of power and I assure you they are delusions. Pull your chonies back up, put your pants on and go outside. Do you see that big light in the sky? It's called the fvcking Moon. Enjoy it while you can. :roll:

You seriously make me laugh. First you jump to conclusions regarding the OP and insult him like crazy. When someone asks you to relax a bit, not to take things too seriously, you bitch at him to full strength.

So many other things I could say, but why bother? Just a waste of time.

 

[konakona]

no, and i wouldnt want to.

 

[nageov3t]

nope.

supposedly, if I were allowed to legally get married, society as we know it would somehow collapse in on itself.