Are you insane?

[Fausto]

If you write stuff like this, the odds are pretty good that you're a nutcase.
Edit- Link is toast.

Confession was: "I like to masturbate while wearing a sock puppet. I'm a girl."

 

[BigKev]

It's okay ... we still respect you. It's a huge step forward for you to share your thoughts with us.

 

[Ogg]

Its back........
The site is still alive..........


Heres a good one from newest...

<We had to read Bible passages for English class, so I grabbed one off the house bookshelf. I'm one of those snotty atheists with something to prove to himself because I'm surrounded by Christians on a daily basis, so when I was jerking off later I figured I'd make some arrogant self-affirming statement and ejaculate in the Bible. It wasn't until I'd finished all over a color reproduction of the Virgin Mary (insert lame one-liner HERE) that I realized this was an 80 year-old King James edition that was given to my Grandpa at birth. He's going to be buried with this.

I'm a dick. At least I didn't spill my seed upon the Earth.>


hahahaha

 

[Bootprint]

This must be stopped, puppetphilia is just wrong. We will be holding a march against puppetphilia tomorrow, walking down sesame street.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Fausto
If you write stuff like this, the odds are pretty good that you're a nutcase.

I'm not insane and neither is Mr. Hat!!!!

 

[FoBoT]

i am fine, how are you?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto
If you have the time to find this sort of crud on the web at 2PM on a Thursday, odds are pretty good you are a federal employee.

Fixed the link for you.

As a sidenote, the odds are also pretty good you like wearing leather chaps and thongs.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto
If you have the time to find this sort of crud on the web at 2PM on a Thursday, odds are pretty good you are a federal employee.

As a sidenote, the odds are also pretty good you like wearing leather chaps and thongs.

You say that like it's a bad thing....

 

[bandana163]

???

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: Fausto
If you write stuff like this, the odds are pretty good that you're a nutcase.

Oh no! Check out the link now. The ATOT effect? LOL.

this confession has been removed by the group hug community.

 

[ATLien247]

Cliff notes for the late comers?

 

[Beau]

Ha

What was it?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Cliff notes for the late comers?

Mathcop likes to wear a sock puppet when waxing the dolphin. I find that patently disturbing.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau
Ha

What was it?

See first post.

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Cliff notes for the late comers?

Mathcop likes to wear a sock puppet when waxing the dolphin. I find that patently disturbing.

But only when I'm fantasizing about you, Fausto.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Cliff notes for the late comers?

Mathcop likes to wear a sock puppet when waxing the dolphin. I find that patently disturbing.

But only when I'm fantasizing about you, Fausto.

I am sexy bitch, aren't I?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Cliff notes for the late comers?

Mathcop likes to wear a sock puppet when waxing the dolphin. I find that patently disturbing.

But only when I'm fantasizing about you, Fausto.

So... that makes it "Each and every time", huh?