Are you an attractive person?

[HamburgerBoy]

I think you're gorgeous baby. :wub::wub::wub:

Even though I'm the only one here you literally hate. :'(

Nah, there are a couple others here whose deaths I'd celebrate. :wub:

 

[BD231]

Cauliflower ear lopsided head and double chin beats out Tom Cruise ? App is clearly fuxored as your face's.

 

[BudAshes]

"only" :'(

(5'7", thanks to stocky German and Swiss ancestry)



obv not

You could get laid in a heartbeat if you wanted too. I don't even know about looks, but being 5'7" doesn't matter. Most of the biggest manwhores i know are short.

 

[highland145]

lol

alky just beat out sloth

😀

 

[PricklyPete]

lol



alky just beat out sloth

You need to put Alky's score in context with the fact that he has 13 cats (at least) that he hauls around in his hatchback. Sloth's got nothing on that!

 

[chimaxi83]

You need to put Alky's score in context with the fact that he has 13 cats (at least) that he hauls around in his hatchback. Sloth's got nothing on that!

Feral cats. Get your facts straight.

 

[brianmanahan]

You need to put Alky's score in context with the fact that he has 13 cats (at least) that he hauls around in his hatchback. Sloth's got nothing on that!

Feral cats. Get your facts straight.

guys, you just literally made me ROFLMBOOL

 

[alkemyst]

Feral cats. Get your facts straight.

The 13 cats are indoor cats, not ferals. One was adopted out.

The feral cat colony was about 100 cats. We had to move it due to a new neighbor both feeding his cats outside and trapping others. Go figure.

 

[alkemyst]

i should give my face a go at this

edit: i got a 7.5, thats better than i expected!

i will round up and tell girls online that i am an 8/10 :awe:

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Thebobo]

9.9

 

[Squeetard]

10,000,000,000,000

 

[brianmanahan]

10,000,000,000,000

you must be confused, this isn't the "how much taxes did you evade" thread

 

[rh71]

"Your innerocular distance is too big for your eyes."

RACIST AGAINST ASIANS!

 

[rh71]

The most beautiful woman on the planet is only an 8.33? This is surely bogus.

 

[brianmanahan]

The most beautiful woman on the planet is only an 8.33? This is surely bogus.

tbh i dont know how it can calculate attractiveness without looking at the elbows

 

[alkemyst]

you must be confused, this isn't the "how much spermazoa did you evade" thread

ftfy

 

[PricklyPete]

tbh i dont know how it can calculate attractiveness without looking at the elbows

And does she even have knee caps? Clearly they haven't sorted this software out.

 

[alkemyst]

all I need to see is her head in my lap.

 

[WelshBloke]

The 13 cats are indoor cats, not ferals. .

D: You have 13 cats?

 

[brianmanahan]

all I need to see is her head in my lap.

you are probably gonna need to print the jpeg out on your inkjet then