Are you an asshole?

spaceman

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when you are getting ready for work in the morning.
do you ever think to yourself? "Am I an asshole?"..i sometimes think i do assholish things, and every one of us knows of an asshole...but i regret the things i do sometimes that could be construed as asshole..and i also know there is a time when nothing but asshole will suffice.
is the fact im evaluating it make me an asshole? or does it prove that i am not an asshole.
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meltdown75

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if you're wondering whether or not you are... eek! you could be at least a prime candidate.
 

rickn

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we all are at one end of our body. the better question is can you sniff out an asshole
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
if you're wondering whether or not you are... eek! you could be at least a prime candidate.

:( i dont want to be an ASSHOLE!:(
 

Rent

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I'm a total asshole and I know it.

Excuse me while I go fvck your girlfriend.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if you're wondering whether or not you are... eek! you could be at least a prime candidate.

:( i dont want to be an ASSHOLE!:(

you're fine by me until you prove otherwise. so :beer:, mr. Non-Asshole!
 

PanzerIV

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I think everyone can be at some point for whatever reason but there are several on this forum that excel at it almost making it an art form. What's more is they seem to derive pleasure from being assholes and being thought of as such.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

omg...i shouldnt laugh, but that was hilarious. :laugh:

<-- going to hell for laughing at that :(
 

spaceman

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i guess there are different kinds of assholes.
but i do make conscious effort to not be an asshole or not be what i interpret as an asshole.
but i always wonder is the asshole im pointing the finger at for reference is pointing the finger back at someone like myself for their blueprint asshole?
 

BCYL

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I am definitely an asshole, and I get reminded of that fact every now and then
 

StageLeft

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Yes sometimes I wonder about it and in some ways I am one, and not in others. All of my aholishness is simply a response to the stupid people around me who deserve the treatment they get.

God, what an assholish statement to make! But it's true.
 

icejunkie

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I do a lot of assholish things at work, but I've already given the impression that I joke/kid around a lot so most of it doesn't get taken seriosuly...