Are you a tool?

[Goosemaster]

..and if no, who for?

 

[moshquerade]

Joe Schmoe
now he was a tool

 

[Ranger X]

I'm a screwdriver.

 

[Encryptic]

I'm a fool with a tool who isn't cool.

 

[Avatar26]

Two words: Carson Daly

 

[Lager]

Britney Spears.

 

[Mermaidman]

My tool is bigger than yours.

 

[gistech1978]

im a ball peen hammer.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

I'm a backhoe

 

[Avatar26]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
I'm a backhoe

You should be careful when digging survivors out of rubble...

 

[Amorphus]

I believe this qualifies you:

-DONT believe the stuff people tell you...Geese fly south for the HOT SPANISH CHICS...heh

Originally posted by: Avatar26

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
I'm a backhoe

You should be careful when digging survivors out of rubble...

 

[marquee]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
I'm a screwdriver.

ooo, sorry, no, miter saw is what we were looking for....

 

[Cyberian]

I am a wedge - man's simplest tool.

 

I'm a Bunghole tool.

Bunghole tool

 

[TommyVercetti]

Totally!

 

[waggy]

yeah I'm a tool. heck I'm married thats proof!

(if my wife sees this: i love you darling!")

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Tool (mark all that apply)
[ ] Belt
[ ] Box
[ ] Shack
[ ] Shed



- M4H

 

I'm the pinnacle of haliburtons nation building toolchest.

 

[Adul]

haha I was waiting for this thread to showup. Took you long enough!

 

[azazyel]

<---Tool Fan

 

[Maleficus]

I am a tool for pleasuring hot women

 

[MrAwesome]

It's not breaking the rules to spread peanut butter on your crotch and let your dog lick it off. Because its YOUR dog. It's YOUR dog.

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
It's not breaking the rules to spread peanut butter on your crotch and let your dog lick it off. Because its YOUR dog. It's YOUR dog.

LMFAO You are a ill tool

 

[MaxDepth]

:music: Everybody sing along :music:
(all together)
I used to work in Chicago, in an old deparment store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.

(me)
A woman came in for some tools.

(you)
Some tools from the store?

(me)
Tools she wanted, nailed she got

(all)
I don't work there any more!
:music:

 

[DainBramaged]

I am an asshole, does that count?