Are you a man?

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I carry cash all the time. I'm not sure what that makes me, but I like having some cash in my wallet and feel incomplete if I don't have something in there, even if it's just 20 bucks.

KT

I contend that whether or not one carries cash has no bearing on one's idiocy. Or manhood, for that matter. I usually have between $30 and $180 in my wallet.

Agreed and I'm typically around the same.

KT

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man carries cash. wrong. only an idiot carries cash.

my comments are above

I think only an idiot thinks only an idiot carries cash.

Name a thing that can only be paid for with cash and you've just named a thing I don't need.

you're not a real man. enjoy!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
A man carries cash. wrong. only an idiot carries cash.

my comments are above

I think only an idiot thinks only an idiot carries cash.

Name a thing that can only be paid for with cash and you've just named a thing I don't need.

you're a tool.

 

[nanette1985]

I can answer yes to a fair percentage of those statements. But I'm not a man.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Esquire is just the man version of Cosmo. Who would actually read it?

gay men?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
I am a man because I was born with this large protruding shaft that is used to spread my seed
happy now?

Subject: What's your "American Dream"?
having sex with girls

I would love to hear something like that from an attractive girl

I guess it's because they have a vagina, right?

Yes, Dear Summer, girls have vaginas. But no, it doesn't sound like you're using that shaft to spread your seed, unless by spread, you mean amongst multiple tissues.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Methinks some people in this thread can't tell which way is north or what time it is by the position of the sun.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Methinks some people in this thread can't tell which way is north or what time it is by the position of the sun.

North is on a compass. The time of day is on a watch. It's preferable to have skills that can't be replaced by nearly ancient inventions.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I carry cash all the time. I'm not sure what that makes me, but I like having some cash in my wallet and feel incomplete if I don't have something in there, even if it's just 20 bucks.

KT

I contend that whether or not one carries cash has no bearing on one's idiocy. Or manhood, for that matter. I usually have between $30 and $180 in my wallet.

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Name a thing that can only be paid for with cash and you've just named a thing I don't need.

Fine, you go eat your boring sit-down restaurant pulled pork sandwich, I'll get mine from the dude with the BBQ trailer attached to his truck. I'll pay less for it, too.
And if you don't eat BBQ pulled pork sandwiches, well, can you even call that living?

I bet I'll pay even less when I just buy some pulled pork from the grocery store and cook it myself. And it probably won't have been drenched with truck guys secret sweaty sauce.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I carry cash all the time. I'm not sure what that makes me, but I like having some cash in my wallet and feel incomplete if I don't have something in there, even if it's just 20 bucks.

KT

I contend that whether or not one carries cash has no bearing on one's idiocy. Or manhood, for that matter. I usually have between $30 and $180 in my wallet.

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Name a thing that can only be paid for with cash and you've just named a thing I don't need.

Fine, you go eat your boring sit-down restaurant pulled pork sandwich, I'll get mine from the dude with the BBQ trailer attached to his truck. I'll pay less for it, too.
And if you don't eat BBQ pulled pork sandwiches, well, can you even call that living?

I bet I'll pay even less when I just buy some pulled pork from the grocery store and cook it myself. And it probably won't have been drenched with truck guys secret sweaty sauce.

That's like comparing McDonald's to a gourmet burger. Store-bought pulled pork... pffft!

 

[herm0016]

Originally posted by: oboeguy
That was surprisingly well-written. Are you all 15 years old or at least mentally still there?

i agree. i kinda liked it.

 

[imported_Devine]

After reading "A man.." 7+ times I had to stop, wash my hand and call it quits.