Are women worth the effort?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

And so of course you would say women are worth it. It's all a conspiracy to trap us menfolk.

men are worth it just the same. 😛

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

There aren't many good women left out there

all of the good ones are taken? 🙁

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Soccer55
When you find the right woman, you'll find that the answer to your question is "definitely".

-Tom

There is no such thing as 'the right woman', they're all wrong.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
all of the good ones are taken? 🙁

Considering that probably 99% of women are not good, I'd say yes.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

And so of course you would say women are worth it. It's all a conspiracy to trap us menfolk.

men are worth it just the same. 😛

*Hides*

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

amstradam.. $50/pop.. cheaper than a wife, a little more expensive than a girlfriend

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

amstradam.. $50/pop.. cheaper than a wife, a little more expensive than a girlfriend

Actually, I'd contend cheaper than a girlfriend, especially with my sucess rate.

 

[dpopiz]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: moshquerade
all of the good ones are taken? 🙁

Considering that probably 99% of women are not good, I'd say yes.

true

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Yes, they are.

Yes, yes they are.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

There aren't many good women left out there

all of the good ones are taken? 🙁

I see it as a 50% gamble. A guy may think the women is the "one" only to figure out otherwise after marriage. It can be a costly mistake.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

Yes, the left hand is vastly better than any women. And the best part? You controll the left hand, it doesn't controll you.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

pervert

lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Nik
No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

:heart:

Originally posted by: Tick
Yes, the left hand is vastly better than any women. And the best part? You controll the left hand, it doesn't controll you.

Indeed.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

amstradam.. $50/pop.. cheaper than a wife, a little more expensive than a girlfriend

Amsterdam sounds like a damn fine place.

 

[Random Variable]

sometimes

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

amstradam.. $50/pop.. cheaper than a wife, a little more expensive than a girlfriend

Amsterdam sounds like a damn fine place.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MX2times
No

you are a woman? and you say no?

weird.

Good God, do I have to put this---> 😛 everytime I am feeking like being silly or joking?

😛

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MX2times
No

you are a woman? and you say no?

weird.

Good god, do I have to put this---> 😛 everytime I am feeking like being silly or joking?

😛

Darn, I was hopeing you were serious.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

Nik is so bitter.

you know, all women are NOT like that.

 

[Shiizu]

No, you should "go gay" !

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

Nik is so bitter.

you know, all women are NOT like that.

I contend they are. Or at least, if there are women who aren't like that, I've never met any.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MX2times
No

you are a woman? and you say no?

weird.

Good God, do I have to put this---> 😛 everytime I am feeking like being silly or joking?

😛

yes you do 😛

because sarcasm, silliness, and joking is hard to read over teh internets.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

Nik is so bitter.

you know, all women are NOT like that.

Most are

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?

does the left hand compare to a good woman?
there's your answer.

You just say that because your a women.

and. . . ?

No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.

Nik is so bitter.

you know, all women are NOT like that.

I contend they are. Or at least, if there are women who aren't like that, I've never met any.

i wonder then if you have issues of your own.