Are wiping your butt correctly????

[nakedfrog]

This is a shitty thread

Is that any reason to dump on it?

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Viper GTS]

it is literally the best 30$ i have ever spent in my life

i would buy one if they cost 1000$

100% this. About to buy my third one now.

Traveling is terrible because they basically don't exist in the US. I did however seed one to a family member (who has also 100% converted) so I'm not completely out of luck if I go home.

Viper GTS

 

[snoopy7548]

I just DIY my own bidet when I'm at work...

 

[nOOky]

If I had my ass washed with water every time I dropped the kids off at the pool it'd be so chaffed and sore due to the dry air up here in the great white north. I'll take my chances with soft toilet paper and lots of fiber.

 

[shortylickens]

good lord, was the filmed with a potato and uploaded with a celery?

 

[NAC4EV]

If I had my ass washed with water every time I dropped the kids off at the pool it'd be so chaffed and sore due to the dry air up here in the great white north. I'll take my chances with soft toilet paper and lots of fiber.

Sure!!!! Smearing the shit all over your butt is a better option....

 

[balloonshark]

A bidet is a bit pricey. I'm going to try something like this but with a water hose, duct tape and a slide.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I have a bidet, but instead of water it uses rubbing alcohol I have to load in a reservoir. The idea is that water leaves behind germs that the alcohol kills....

 

[nOOky]

Sure!!!! Smearing the shit all over your butt is a better option....

I suppose if you do a shitty job wiping your ass. Sometimes it takes more than one wipe, sometimes it takes 3 or more. If you haven't had your first colonoscopy you'll know lol

Sometimes you gotta go back a bit later and perform a "clearing wipe" just to make sure, people that aren't able to recognize when they need a clearing wipe usually are the ones with soiled drawers in the wash. Wiping your ass correctly is an art, but even the best of us get fooled. Ever poop, wipe your ass, then when you see the toilet paper was clean, you don't trust it and you wipe ass again? And don't get me started about how hemorrhoids add more fun to the mix!

 

[kage69]

Women are always careful to wipe their ass from back to front.Worst case, they may end up with some annoying urinary tract infection.
Take a piss every 15 to 30 minutes or so.
Had a female colleague once that had an urinary tract infection. Although with how she described her boyfriend personality... I sometimes wondered if they did the nasty first in the trunk before opening up the hood, or that he had cheated.

You owe me a new keyboard.

You're Dutch right? Was she into doors?

 

[Thebobo]

There was another thread just 6 months ago but I will say the same the the squat way is the best.

 

[esquared]

There was another thread just 6 months ago but I will say the same the the squat way is the best.

Ha ha. First time I saw one of these was in the youth hostel in Venice, Italy.
I literally said, WTF?
Bring your own TP, for sure.

 

[NAC4EV]

I have a bidet, but instead of water it uses rubbing alcohol I have to load in a reservoir. The idea is that water leaves behind germs that the alcohol kills....

Isn't rubbing alcohol highly flammable????
I have visions of my arse and balls on fire...

Do you smoke????

 

[kage69]

Isn't rubbing alcohol highly flammable????

Why yes, yes it is. I assume Scarpozzi is referring to a dilution of alcohol in the water, enough to render it quite sterile. I'm having a hard time imagining people electing to shoot straight rubbing alcohol at their back door. Weren't bidet's originally made for French women to douche? I don't know if they are still used for that, but fact is the cat is right next door. From what I know of lady bits they prefer their own natural pH, tend not to appreciate harsh/caustic/flammable things barging on in.

I think we need Scarpozzi to shed more light on this product. Link?

 

[Humpy]

Are You Walking Around With Dirty Anus?

Probably.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Shouldn't it be front to back?

Indeed that is the proper way. The example i gave was the wrong way to do it.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Front to back otherwise you could get poop in the vag and cause infection. My wife is a nurse.

Guys, front to back, back to front, sideways, circle, etc.

Exactly. I gave the example how not to do it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Isn't rubbing alcohol highly flammable????
I have visions of my arse and balls on fire...

Do you smoke????

Um, how often do you have an open flame in that region? I don't think that's how you're supposed to smoke cigarettes.

 

[NAC4EV]

Front to back otherwise you could get poop in the vag and cause infection. My wife is a nurse.

 

[NAC4EV]

Um, how often do you have an open flame in that region?

I don't think that's how you're supposed to smoke cigarettes.

NEVER!!!!!!! and rubbing alcohol is highly flammable????
A spark from any source may ignite the vapors

I have visions of my arse and balls set a blaze...

 

[nakedfrog]

The point remains, what activity are you engaging in that has sparks in the vicinity of your nethers? Perhaps we have significantly differing lifestyles, but I can't recall the last time there was a spark in the bathroom while I was using it, or when there was a spark near my exposed twig and berries.

 

[NAC4EV]

Do you poop in the dark????
Most people turn the light on...
Most people turn the fan on..
Sometimes the girl friend comes in and uses the blow dryer...
There are many actions that can produce a spark..

Think it thru!!!

 

[clamum]

"and when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back, cause I don't want a bladder infection..." NOFX - My Vagina lulz, man, used to listen to that record tons back in the day.

I must investigate this bidet add-on thing that y'all are talkin about. $50 for an add-on to your normal toilet seat? Dang.

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you poop in the dark????
Most people turn the light on...
Most people turn the fan on..
Sometimes the girl friend comes in and uses the blow dryer...
There are many actions that can produce a spark..

Think it thru!!!

I turn the light on before I drop trou, and I don't turn it off until my trousers have been secured, same deal with the fan. Nobody comes in to use the hairdryer while I'm doing my business, and even so, it's massively unlikely that any of these would generate a spark in the near vicinity of my wedding tackle and/or bum.
Yes, I've thought it through, and you're being wildly paranoid. WILDLY.