Are wiping your butt correctly????

[NAC4EV]

Back to front or front to back??
Does gender offer an issue???
Are You Walking Around With Dirty Anus?

I solved my problem by using a bidet toilet seat...

 

[Mayne]

Better question is. If you had shit in your beard, would you use toilet paper?

 

[JM Aggie08]

After being in Japan for 2 weeks, it was difficult to come back to our standard, plebian toilet seat. At the very least, my standard TP + wet wipe + TP method gets me 90% of the way there....but there's something to be said about a warm stream of water, followed by a gentle fan + air freshener. You just cannot replace that level of cleanliness with lesser, inferior means.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Women are always careful to wipe their ass from back to front.Worst case, they may end up with some annoying urinary tract infection.
Take a piss every 15 to 30 minutes or so.
Had a female colleague once that had an urinary tract infection. Although with how she described her boyfriend personality... I sometimes wondered if they did the nasty first in the trunk before opening up the hood, or that he had cheated.

 

[Mayne]

After being in Japan for 2 weeks, it was difficult to come back to our standard, plebian toilet seat. At the very least, my standard TP + wet wipe + TP method gets me 90% of the way there....but there's something to be said about a warm stream of water, followed by a gentle fan + air freshener. You just cannot replace that level of cleanliness with lesser, inferior means.

Whenever I think of Japan I think of Scarlett Johansen in Lost in Translation. Did that happen to you?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Yep, got it down pat.

 

[nakedfrog]

After being in Japan for 2 weeks, it was difficult to come back to our standard, plebian toilet seat. At the very least, my standard TP + wet wipe + TP method gets me 90% of the way there....but there's something to be said about a warm stream of water, followed by a gentle fan + air freshener. You just cannot replace that level of cleanliness with lesser, inferior means.

You can buy the fancy toilet seat bidet contraptions in the US...

 

[NAC4EV]

Some people have long finger nails!!!
Ugh! what is left under those finger nails????

I like restaurants that use plastic gloves while preparing food...

 

[Darwin333]

You can buy the fancy toilet seat bidet contraptions in the US...

I bought a rather cheap one, like $50, that works with my regular toilet seat. Does warm water but doesn't have the fan or anything else. Works wonders.

 

[Mayne]

bidet addons? I think my life is changing for the better now. I need to buy one of these contraptions.

 

[brianmanahan]

bidet addons? I think my life is changing for the better now. I need to buy one of these contraptions.

it is literally the best 30$ i have ever spent in my life

i would buy one if they cost 1000$

 

[Mayne]

o snap. i need it now.

 

[mrblotto]

Use to have one in the house I grew up in. Had no idea what the little lever was until I pushed it.....wooooooo...cold water!

Having said that, I would buy the addon.

C'mon Mayne, what are you waiting for? All aboard the bidet express! Choooooo Choooooo!

Edit: add to that the industrial strength tankless toilets that are in most businesses. Whoooooosh and it's gone!

 

[snoopy7548]

Women are always careful to wipe their ass from back to front.Worst case, they may end up with some annoying urinary tract infection.
Take a piss every 15 to 30 minutes or so.
Had a female colleague once that had an urinary tract infection. Although with how she described her boyfriend personality... I sometimes wondered if they did the nasty first in the trunk before opening up the hood, or that he had cheated.

Shouldn't it be front to back?

 

[NAC4EV]

Shouldn't it be front to back?

I asked my girl friend and she said front to back....
She said that she has to consider her boy friend...
Now that's a true girl friend..

 

[Darwin333]

Some people have long finger nails!!!
Ugh! what is left under those finger nails????

I like restaurants that use plastic gloves while preparing food...

Just think about when those people with long nails fingers go through the TP and then they go through the cheapo plastic gloves while preparing your food.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[IronWing]

How is this not a Naer thread?

 

[Paratus]

After being in Japan for 2 weeks, it was difficult to come back to our standard, plebian toilet seat. At the very least, my standard TP + wet wipe + TP method gets me 90% of the way there....but there's something to be said about a warm stream of water, followed by a gentle fan + air freshener. You just cannot replace that level of cleanliness with lesser, inferior means.

Just an FYI but those ‘flushable’ wet wipes aren’t really flushable. My girls brownie troop just had a tour of the local waste water treatment plant and they were told wet wipes are the number one problem (from going number two ) for their treatment system.

Consider throwing them in the trash.

 

[BoomerD]

Yep, got it down pat.

Hell yes...

 

[Lanyap]

Women are always careful to wipe their ass from back to front.Worst case, they may end up with some annoying urinary tract infection.
Take a piss every 15 to 30 minutes or so.
Had a female colleague once that had an urinary tract infection. Although with how she described her boyfriend personality... I sometimes wondered if they did the nasty first in the trunk before opening up the hood, or that he had cheated.

Front to back otherwise you could get poop in the vag and cause infection. My wife is a nurse.

Guys, front to back, back to front, sideways, circle, etc.

 

[Lanyap]

Just an FYI but those ‘flushable’ wet wipes aren’t really flushable. My girls brownie troop just had a tour of the local waste water treatment plant and they were told wet wipes are the number one problem (from going number two ) for their treatment system.

Consider throwing them in the trash.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...deep-dive-into-deep-doo-to-unclog-sewer-pumps

 

[Darwin333]

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...deep-dive-into-deep-doo-to-unclog-sewer-pumps

"Deep dive into deep doo to unclog sewer pumps", thanks but no thanks. I don't need dreams of that kind of crap tonight.

 

[destrekor]

This is a shitty thread

 

[ElFenix]

Better question is. If you had shit in your beard, would you use toilet paper?

jeff, is that you?