Are we really this stupid?

[Gintaras]

Who's dumber? Starbucks employees or those who hire them, who made such instructions - "How to wash hands":

 

[Krazy4Real]

Oh... i've been doing it wrong all along!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just opened up a package of Private Selection (Kroger "Premium" Brand) Sliced Honey Smoked Turkey Breast. On the back side of the container top reads:

Sandwich Ingredients:
Makes 1 Sandwich
2 slices whole wheat bread
5 or 6 slice Private Selection honey turkey
2 slices Private Selection pepperjack cheese
2 slices tomato
1 lettuce leaf
2 TBSP Private Selection sweet and hot mustard

Method:
1. Place the Turkey (yes, the capitalized it) on one of the slices of bread, and then spread one tablespoon of mustard on the Turkey.
2. Add the cheese, tomato, and lettuce.
3. Spread the rest of the mustard and place on the top piece of bread (no period, this time...hmmm...)


Okay, I'm all for neat recipes on food packages, including interesting twists on favorite staples, but have we become so dumb that we need to be told how to make a basic sandwich, including where to place the second piece of bread?

Psst-Hey genius, they are just pimping their other products on the wrapper. Nothing more.

 

[sportage]

What about that plastic wrapper on the cheese? Keep it on? Remove it? Im stuck on # 2.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Who actually measures mustard?
That and they forgot the bacon.

 

[RPD]

What sick fuck microwaves a pop tart?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Who actually measures mustard?
That and they forgot the bacon.

They probably don't sell a bacon product.

 

[CPA]

Psst-Hey genius, they are just pimping their other products on the wrapper. Nothing more.

thanks captain obvious.

 

[CPA]

They probably don't sell a bacon product.

actually they do.

 

[SandEagle]

wow, i eat my sandwiches like taco bell burritos. i place the sauce on each bite.

 

[JulesMaximus]

actually they do.

It was just a wild guess. I'm not familiar with Kroger or their products.

 

[JulesMaximus]

thanks captain obvious.

Ah, so you were just trollin' then? :sneaky:

 

[Gintaras]

They probably don't sell a bacon product.

Who doesn't sell bacon?

Best bacon I buy - kosher bacon, @ stores in Borough Park in Brooklyn, NY.
Kosher bacon is the best bacon...Better could be only ukrainian salted raw bacon...

 

[Powermoloch]

'Merica

 

[sactoking]

Is that any worse than boxed products with the "Serving Suggestion" disclaimer on the picture to absolve them of liability for the fact that a box of Cheerios does not contain, and does not have to be eaten with, milk, a spoon, a bowl, a grapefruit half, etc?

 

[chusteczka]

It is hard to fly like an eagle when you are feeding turkeys.

 

[Ichinisan]

Pics, or I call shens.

 

[Sluggo]

Method:
1. Place the Turkey (yes, the capitalized it) on one of the slices of bread, and then spread one tablespoon of mustard on the Turkey.
2. Add the cheese, tomato, and lettuce.
3. Spread the rest of the mustard and place on the top piece of bread
4. Join your friends on Wall Street

:awe:

 

[Tsavo]

The best way to remember a sandwich is these letters, P and N. :biggrin:

Pickle Noodle sandwiches are not all that, chica.

 

[Rubycon]

Pickle Noodle sandwiches are not all that, chica.

And they make a mess when your lead needs his head cranked to eleven. :biggrin:

 

[IronWing]

 

[Tsavo]

And they make a mess when your lead needs his head cranked to eleven. :biggrin:

My sandwiches go to 12, but only under a full moon.

If you want a sandwich that goes to 12, stop by during a full moon and I'll make you one.

Bring fresh wolfsbane, though.

 

[CrackRabbit]

It was just a wild guess. I'm not familiar with Kroger or their products.

Sure you are, you've been to a Ralph's right?
Same company, different name.

 

[zanejohnson]

wtf! i usuallly just grab hunks of bread and meat and whole vegetables and shove em willy nilly in my mouth!

all along!

 

[zanejohnson]

'Merica

and in the south!!

muuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeka