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hevnsnt

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Warning: EyeMWing's girlfriend is hijacking the keyboard. Anything said below this line does not represent the views, opinions, abilities, thoughts, or actually have anything to do with EyeMWing.

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haha, disregard that. Tony's a total tool.

anyway, right now, v3 is the best. but for the love of all that is holy, the shadow just needs to go altogether. make it that blue color if you simply must keep it.

here's a hint - if it's the color of poop, we don't want to wear it. k?

i don't like v1 because you don't get the - out of it. it's completely missing. and it reads "I love hacked.com." and you, mr. private domain (what the hell kind of hacker are you? don't even have the balls to own up to owning the domain?), are likely not in the employ of the domain parking firm KingWeb Inc. and as such do not want to be handing out shirts promoting hacked.com - especially at defcon.

v2 isn't right because the hyphen is a negative of the rest of the text, and it's hard to even tell it's a hyphen - on an actual printed shirt, it would look like a misprint on a shirt that says "I love hacked.com"

but what I'd do is something more like this:
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except, you know, cleaned up and better looking. and put the stylized i down in the url, instead of the standard one you have there now. that's cool.

yes, i'm a girl, yes, i'm practically married to eyemwing, yes, i know how to work whois, yes, i photochopped that myself, no, i'm not fat, no, you can't marry me, and yes, i'll take my panties off for an all-expense paid trip for two to defcon. you silly boy-nerds are so predictable. :p


marry her. seriously
 

montanafan

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I like EyeMWing's GF's mock-up best, but if you want to keep the i-bubble on it, then version 3.
 

hevnsnt

Lifer
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Thanks all, I think I am going to go with v4.

Now for the back, I am thinking about the slogan on the back:
1) I-hacked.com
2) Silly boys Hacking is for Chicks
3) I have one thing that can't be hacked....
4) Paris can't hack
5) Don't hate me because I hack
6) Don't trust this cute face, I hack
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: hevnsnt


marry her. seriously

In a few years, when it stops being financially catastrophic (if I marry, I lose every one of my scholarships and grants because her additional income pops me out of the financial need brackets). But I am NOT letting this one go.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Thanks all, I think I am going to go with v4.

Now for the back, I am thinking about the slogan on the back:
1) I-hacked.com
2) Silly boys Hacking is for Chicks
3) I have one thing that can't be hacked....
4) Paris can't hack
5) Don't hate me because I hack
6) Don't trust this cute face, I hack

EyeMWing's better, less smelly half again:

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1) that's what's on the front.
2) not too bad, if you punctuate it properly.
3) this would be really cool if it were true. it's a cute sentiment, though.
4) we don't care about paris hilton. jalba or someone more intarweb-appropriate would be better.
5) too unisex
6) but what about the butterfaces?!?

personally, I'd like something like
"i'm not a manipulative bitch, i'm a social engineering specialist" but that strays a little far from i-hacked's content.
"bet you can't hack my heart"
"you mean this isn't the arts and crafts fair?"
 

Nutdotnet

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Thanks all, I think I am going to go with v4.

Now for the back, I am thinking about the slogan on the back:
1) I-hacked.com
2) Silly boys Hacking is for Chicks
3) I have one thing that can't be hacked....
4) Paris can't hack
5) Don't hate me because I hack
6) Don't trust this cute face, I hack

EyeMWing's better, less smelly half again:

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1) that's what's on the front.
2) not too bad, if you punctuate it properly.
3) this would be really cool if it were true. it's a cute sentiment, though.
4) we don't care about paris hilton. jalba or someone more intarweb-appropriate would be better.
5) too unisex
6) but what about the butterfaces?!?

personally, I'd like something like
"i'm not a manipulative bitch, i'm a social engineering specialist" but that strays a little far from i-hacked's content.
"bet you can't hack my heart"
"you mean this isn't the arts and crafts fair?"

The last one (arts and crafts) would be hilarious!

However, I'd put it something like:

"You mean this isn't Arts & Crafts?" Just leave the "fair" part out of it since you'd like these girls to wear the shirt AFTER defcon right?
 

apac

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Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Thanks all, I think I am going to go with v4.

Now for the back, I am thinking about the slogan on the back:
1) I-hacked.com
2) Silly boys Hacking is for Chicks
3) I have one thing that can't be hacked....
4) Paris can't hack
5) Don't hate me because I hack
6) Don't trust this cute face, I hack

Are you kidding? You probably got the best opinion from EyeMWing's GF and you're ignoring it completely? I think the one she patched together is definitely the best.

edit: I'd add the script I to the middle of the devil-heart-thing.
 

mrsdxkj

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Originally posted by: montanafan
I like EyeMWing's GF's mock-up best, but if you want to keep the i-bubble on it, then version 3.

I agree, but if you really want to go with v 4, at least get rid of the brown! Also, I really like the Arts and Crafts fair line.
 

hevnsnt

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: apac
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Thanks all, I think I am going to go with v4.

Now for the back, I am thinking about the slogan on the back:
1) I-hacked.com
2) Silly boys Hacking is for Chicks
3) I have one thing that can't be hacked....
4) Paris can't hack
5) Don't hate me because I hack
6) Don't trust this cute face, I hack

Are you kidding? You probably got the best opinion from EyeMWing's GF and you're ignoring it completely? I think the one she patched together is definitely the best.

edit: I'd add the script I to the middle of the devil-heart-thing.



Yeah, I have to ignore it.. The circle is the shirt logo.. (although I liked it)

Thanks for all the help guys (and gals!)