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Are there any bad effects from spanking the monkey too much?

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Heller said:
Watch out. I know a kid that has to actually shave his palms weekly!
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Tell him to do it more: The hair wears off after a bit... 😱



Wyndru said:
That's what I figured. I know that when you are trying to conceive you should lower it to once every couple of days (to keep the sperm younger), but I've never been able to find any studies that state anything about the change in the ratio of the sex of them. I'll ask my wife, she said she read an article about it in a pregnancy mag, maybe she can find the study.
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Really... I would have thought that - when trying to conceive - it would be best to avoid masturbating entirely in favor of putting it all in your wife...

...but it's possible I'm taking the question too literally.. 😉
 
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Scotteq said:
Tell him to do it more: The hair wears off after a bit... 😱






Really... I would have thought that - when trying to conceive - it would be best to avoid masturbating entirely in favor of putting it all in your wife...

...but it's possible I'm taking the question too literally.. 😉
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Hahaha definitely ATOT best answer of the day.
 
The first thing to go is your eyesight.

How many fingers am I holding up?

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No there are no bad effects, it's good for you!

Just think of it this way: If you ****ed your girlfriend 3-4 times per day would you even question it?
 
Wyndru said:
Some people say you can use up your sperm to the point that you don't get male swimmers anymore (or there are much less of them compared to the females). Not sure if there is any validity to this though.

<---Had a daughter last year 😳
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Well you could wank enough that during that day or shortly after you would have a drop in the number of swimmers. However simply cutting back should raise those numbers in most men.
 
lord_emperor said:
No there are no bad effects, it's good for you!

Just think of it this way: If you ****ed your girlfriend 3-4 times per day would you even question it?
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But then the magical zen energy get balanced out by her energy aura and such, and a lot of other nonsense stuff like that, I'm sure. 😀
 
tboo said:
Youll get used to your own hand so much that when it comes time for someone else to spank it for you you wont be able to get it up.
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That is just not fair... what's a guy supposed to do? Not spank the monkey? There's no alternatives... I shed a tear for humanity.
 
Hell my wife complains we don't have sex enough. I wish I could do it like I was 18 again. Wanking it would just make that problem worse imho.
 
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