are there 5 worse words in the english language

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Farang

I am keeping the baby.

What's so bad about this?

I have poisoned your drink.

If you haven't drunk it yet, it isn't a big deal..

Your HIV test is positive.

ugh no comment


I can think of worse.

 

[potato28]

Guys, I'm dry and booked. 😉

 

[TridenT]

What What In The Butt?

 

[ed21x]

I accidently cut it off.

 

[KillerCharlie]

Originally posted by: minendo
Bend over and spread them

This one is much worse than "turn your head and cough."

 

[BlackTigers]

My last physical was by some hot 20-something with amazing cans.

Well, not my last. I made another appointment to get one there, and in walks some 60 year old dude. I was pissseeeeddddd.

 

[Mo0o]

"You have pancreatic cancer"

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you remember your penis?

 

[Biggerhammer]

Biggerhammer, please report to HR.

 

[Chaotic42]

I'm pregnant. Get your lawyer.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

LOL, you have super AIDS.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: loki8481
than "turn your head and cough"?

What's so bad about this? It's not painful, it's not uncomfortable, it's only slightly awkward. Prostate or pelvic exam would be much worse.

 

[misle]

"You're bleeding. Is that your dick over there?"

"I'm leaving you for Gary Coleman."

 

[kalrith]

...have a seat over there.

 

[kranky]

"Honey, we need to talk."

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Baked
Do you spit or swallow?

Only if they answer "spit"

"I was looking at rings...."

"Do you remember last night?"

"Sorry for the sore ass"

"I didn't mean to bite"

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: kranky
"Honey, we need to talk."

this

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: minendo
Bend over and spread them

Originally posted by: dNor
I'm pregnant. From the mailman.

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Sarah Palin takes over Presidency.

all of these are winners. Though nothing incites more terror and doom than amdhunter's entry.

 

[manowar821]

Yes, because they're not bad words.

 

[AstroManLuca]

"It happens to all guys."

"We can still be friends."

"You lose, good day sir."

 

[meltdown75]

'til death do us part

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hi dad, I'm your kid.

doubt many atoters have to worry about that one

 

[waffleironhead]

Does it get any bigger?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Sarah Palin takes over Presidency.

This

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Nancy Pelosi takes over Presidency.

fixed