Are roaches cleaner than the inside of your mouth?

[Passions]

My friend told me that, and I almost died laughing. But now I have roaches at my new apt and its freaking me out.
Are they really that clean???

 

[RipRidah]

what do you mean by clean?

 

[Batti]

I need sleep! I read that you wanted to use roaches to clean the inside of your mouth!!!


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[Passions]

I mean less bacteria than the inside of your mouth.

lolz batti.

 

[RipRidah]

Roaches might have less bacteria but it's likely that the bacteria they harbor are pathogenic.

 

[lowtech1]

With out a doubt...even dog mouth are cleaner that human.

Dangg gotta go and wash me mouth with soap now :disgust:

 

[Zucchini]

Yup, if a cursed dog bites ya, bite it back

 

[glenn1]

LOL.... what a thread.... why are you even asking this question, apart from maybe very morbid curiousity ? i'm not quite sure i would care to know the answer to this particular question, even if i knew the answer was correct...

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

You have to look at them very closely, a magnifying glass might do it but a microscope is better. If they are wearing a little french maid uniform and holding a broom, those are the clean ones. If they are naked, show them the door to the roach motel.

 

[thebestMAX]

Cleaner then the inside of yours maybe. Ever have that tooth looked at?

A bite from a human is supposedly one of the worse that you can get except maybe from an African Lion but when one of those bite you, you usually dont have time left for future problems.

BTW, roaches carry all types of diseases.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Yep, the monitor lizard only has to bite its victim once, then sit back for a couple days while its prey proceeds to shut down. They have one horriblely nasty bite.

 

[thebestMAX]

Well, yeah, any predator qualifies here but only some people have green teeth.

You guys are sooooo dificult. How about Velocoraptors?

 

[puffpio]

I haven't seen any roaches or bugs at all at our apt.
Is it only in your bathroom?

 

[thebestMAX]

Red knows his roaches.